[a little voice in my head keeps telling me
that this is abysmal… but I still kinda like it.
Probably best if sung… preferably by those
too young to know any better ;-) ]
*
By the shore, shore, shore
Dinosaur, saur, saur
Did it roar, roar, roar
Like before, fore, fore
Did it stomp, stomp, stomp
Did it chomp, chomp, chomp
Were there wings, wings, wings
Talon things, things, things
Are you sure, sure, sure
What you saw, saw, saw
Pterosaur, saur, saur
Did it soar, soar, soar
Did it fly, fly, fly
My oh my, my, my
Why oh why, why, why
Would it fly, fly, fly
Cos it’s stiff, stiff, stiff
In a cliff, cliff, cliff
What a shock, shock, shock
Fossil rock, rock, rock
There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!
If you judge by the
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.
3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest
Two Dinosaurs stand face to face
But something is so out of place
A starry night in the sky
But it's a starfish I spy
Oh! that line of cocaine that I chased