Tyrantasaurus Rexsue

There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!


If you judge by the 
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.


3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 7/18/2013 10:44:00 PM
love the title. LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~
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Date: 7/15/2013 9:37:00 AM
A good one Sue, congratulations on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 7/14/2013 5:39:00 PM
congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA
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Date: 7/14/2013 4:22:00 PM
funny poem! congrats on your win!
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Date: 7/14/2013 3:26:00 PM
This is so funny!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win, Susan :))
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:31:00 AM
Clever subject and very witty use of the 'saur'. Gave me a chuckle. Congrats on your win :)
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:06:00 AM
Strange but definately clever. Congrats on the win...
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Date: 7/13/2013 11:42:00 PM
As Carrie says here, almost X rated but done with such finesse, this is how I like humor to be. This is such a clever poem, Susan and I did not even realize it was yours right away even thought it was in that old contest where we had to name a dinosaur for ourselves!! I sure have a bad memory about past poems I have read. Anyway, This is priceless. Congrats in my contest.
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Date: 7/13/2013 8:54:00 PM
This is so funny........almost x rated, but not quite!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win !
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Date: 3/31/2012 1:20:00 PM
lol, susan.. congrats on you well deserved win!..:) huggs!
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Nette Onclaud
Date: 3/31/2012 1:20:00 PM
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Date: 3/30/2012 3:44:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D's "Dinosaur" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/29/2012 9:34:00 PM
Congratulations,Susan!!!on your win...this is still as funny as the first time i read it...bighuggsss,love~deb
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Date: 3/29/2012 8:46:00 PM
congrats Susan on a fabulous win for this dino delight luv.. and a very nice new name too luv..
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Date: 3/29/2012 8:29:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 3/29/2012 6:40:00 PM
Tyrantasaurus Rexsue~.Congratulations ;-) with your awesome #2 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ;-) my contest... Enjoyed your entry,~ always & forever*PD
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Date: 3/25/2012 4:32:00 PM
Very, very funny and creative, Susan. This is a shoe in for a top spot in the contest. Love the last line of your limerick and the haiku had me rolling. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/20/2012 5:47:00 AM
Funny entry, Tyrantossurus Rexsue! Thanks for the laugh this morning and BIG thanks for my placement in your last contest. It was so much fun! Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 3/19/2012 6:47:00 AM
LOL, we were on the same page with this one, Susan! Thanks - loved your contest
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Date: 3/18/2012 10:07:00 PM
Susan, lol... lol... wow.. now this made my night... love it... and the title is perfect.... have yourself a good night~ always*PD
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Date: 3/18/2012 7:44:00 PM
soupmail!
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Date: 3/18/2012 7:43:00 PM
hahahaha, Susan, yours is HILARIOUS. I expect to see this super high on the list, and now I hope to come up with a good one too. RExsue is very clever too!!!
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Date: 3/18/2012 12:52:00 PM
LOL!! Susan I am still laughing...this is a win for sure...Good luck in the contest!! Ohhh, gosh....:D :D ...I've heard about comparing feet...lol...Big Hugggss~Deb~ ps: thank you so much again for my placement win in your unique contest :D
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Date: 3/18/2012 12:35:00 PM
o my Susan this is not only unique but hilarious as well.. will remember this info when I bump into a T-Rex sometime luv.. a great entry.. a winning wonder.. clever and creative.. oh thankxx so much for my 2nd place win .. for finish this verse.. so glad u saw the humor in it .. good luck with new Tanks one which I already entered today ..
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Date: 3/18/2012 12:05:00 PM
this is delighful, susan.. still finding the right tempo for PD's contest.. best of luck and hugggs!.. thanks for enjoying my roses are red piece.. i had so much fun!..:)
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