Tyrantasaurus Rexsue

There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!


If you judge by the 
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.


3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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July 18, 2013 at 10:44 PM
love the title. LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 9:37 AM
A good one Sue, congratulations on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie
A   Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 5:39 PM
congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA
Bauer Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 4:22 PM
funny poem! congrats on your win!
Candy Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 3:26 PM
This is so funny!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win, Susan :))
Anglesey Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 11:31 AM
Clever subject and very witty use of the 'saur'. Gave me a chuckle. Congrats on your win :)
Eastman Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 11:06 AM
Strange but definately clever. Congrats on the win...
Dietrich Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 11:42 PM
As Carrie says here, almost X rated but done with such finesse, this is how I like humor to be. This is such a clever poem, Susan and I did not even realize it was yours right away even thought it was in that old contest where we had to name a dinosaur for ourselves!! I sure have a bad memory about past poems I have read. Anyway, This is priceless. Congrats in my contest.
Richards Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 8:54 PM
This is so funny........almost x rated, but not quite!!! Congratulations on your well deserved win !
Onclaud Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 1:20 PM
lol, susan.. congrats on you well deserved win!..:) huggs!
Onclaud Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 1:20 PM
*your*
Brown Avatar
March 30, 2012 at 3:44 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D's "Dinosaur" contest Susan. Love, Carol
Burch Avatar
March 29, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Congratulations,Susan!!!on your win...this is still as funny as the first time i read it...bighuggsss,love~deb
Sweetheart Avatar
March 29, 2012 at 8:46 PM
congrats Susan on a fabulous win for this dino delight luv.. and a very nice new name too luv..
Johnson Avatar
March 29, 2012 at 8:29 PM
Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
A   Avatar
March 29, 2012 at 6:40 PM
Tyrantasaurus Rexsue~.Congratulations ;-) with your awesome #2 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ;-) my contest... Enjoyed your entry,~ always & forever*PD
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March 25, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Very, very funny and creative, Susan. This is a shoe in for a top spot in the contest. Love the last line of your limerick and the haiku had me rolling. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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March 20, 2012 at 5:47 AM
Funny entry, Tyrantossurus Rexsue! Thanks for the laugh this morning and BIG thanks for my placement in your last contest. It was so much fun! Blessings, Rhonda
Horne Avatar
March 19, 2012 at 6:47 AM
LOL, we were on the same page with this one, Susan! Thanks - loved your contest
A   Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Susan, lol... lol... wow.. now this made my night... love it... and the title is perfect.... have yourself a good night~ always*PD
Dietrich Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 7:44 PM
soupmail!
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March 18, 2012 at 7:43 PM
hahahaha, Susan, yours is HILARIOUS. I expect to see this super high on the list, and now I hope to come up with a good one too. RExsue is very clever too!!!
Burch Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 12:52 PM
LOL!! Susan I am still laughing...this is a win for sure...Good luck in the contest!! Ohhh, gosh....:D :D ...I've heard about comparing feet...lol...Big Hugggss~Deb~ ps: thank you so much again for my placement win in your unique contest :D
Sweetheart Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 12:35 PM
o my Susan this is not only unique but hilarious as well.. will remember this info when I bump into a T-Rex sometime luv.. a great entry.. a winning wonder.. clever and creative.. oh thankxx so much for my 2nd place win .. for finish this verse.. so glad u saw the humor in it .. good luck with new Tanks one which I already entered today ..
Onclaud Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 12:05 PM
this is delighful, susan.. still finding the right tempo for PD's contest.. best of luck and hugggs!.. thanks for enjoying my roses are red piece.. i had so much fun!..:)
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