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Halloween Satire Poems

These Halloween Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Halloween. These are the best examples of Satire Halloween poems written by international poets.


Motley Crew of Corpses
One Summer night, just around dawn
A Motley Crew came to town
But there was something that filled with dread
They were all very dead.

The folk scattered to...

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Categories: satire, america, evil, fun, halloween,



Halloween Pumpkin
golden fruit cleaned cool
life-giving seeds well-removed ~
lantern-lit  beauty


27 October 2021...

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Categories: fruit, halloween, satire,

Premium Member Holiday Update
Next Memorial Day
  Let's remember all those deceased
Their blood on the hands of those
  Who sold us 'Defund the Police'

We'll rename July Fourth
...

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Categories: america, change, holiday, satire,

Endangered Horror Species Zoo, Part Iv
...Things were looking quite good for them
through most of the nineteen hundreds,
until a new plague arose out there,
left nine out of the of them dead.
An...

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Categories: satire, animal, celebration, crazy, fun,

Endangered Horror Species Zoo, Part Iii
...So why do we keep ghosts in here
when by the day many folks die?
Well, you see, it’s technology,
it tears them apart from the inside.
Since they...

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Categories: satire, animal, celebration, crazy, fun,



Endangered Horror Species Zoo, Part Ii
...Besides them we have the zombies,
by far easiest to contain,
they spend all day shuffling slow
to the nearest pile of cowbrains.
We throw them in every few...

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Categories: satire, animal, celebration, crazy, fun,

Endangered Horror Species Zoo, Part I
Alas, you may have noticed if
you’ve looked around the world these days,
you don’t see werewolves or zombies,
no vampires or mummies at play.
The whole world seems...

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Categories: satire, animal, celebration, crazy, fun,

Generic Heartwarming Christmas Movie
It seems that minutes after Halloween,
before we’ve even seen the first bits of snow,
the Christmas movies are flooding our screens,
and I think we know how...

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Categories: satire, art, celebration, christmas, film,

Premium Member If Ever I Had a Country : Lxxi - Continued-
IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY - LXXI

		LXXI	

IF ever I had a country targeted by no refugee
And if ever I were appointed by the Inter-Planetary...

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Categories: satire, america, immigration, leadership, planet,

Premium Member Pink Polyester Pants
~~~~~~~~                     Pink Polyester Pants ...

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Categories: satire, beauty, best friend, boy,

Goth In a Gothic
She was the type who dressed only in darks,
a ‘non-conformist’ teen who bathed in snark,
in black lipstick her smile did hide,
row of piercings ran above...

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Categories: satire, fun, gothic, halloween, humorous,

I Like Your Costume
Ding dong


Mom, there's a big kid
in a Terminator costume at the door
He asked does Sarah Connor live here
I played along with the joke, and said:...

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Categories: horror, humor, humorous, satire,

Tum Woa
"Tum woa nasha meira 
              Jo rout jaati  hoo 
 ...

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Categories: satire, death, halloween, hip hop,

Premium Member Halloween At the Bates Hotel
Halloween at the Bates Hotel (revised)

The attendant in the Ghostface rig was kinda creepy,
When I came in to pay him what I owed.
“Is there a...

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Categories: satire, fantasy, fear, film, horror,

Premium Member Special Days
Special Days
Written: by Tom Wright
4/13/2006

It seems that for almost everything
We’ve set aside a special day.
We recognize others for their work 
And sometimes for their play;

There’s...

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Categories: day, humor, satire, new


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