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Sarnies Poems - Poems about Sarnies

Flatulence

...

Oh gaseous anomaly, of my digestion 
Escapage from where, is the question
A topic of much fun, hilarity and jest
School boys compete, to see who's is best.
Velocity, decibels, and length of t...

Categories: sarnies, appreciation, child, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Living in the Land of the Lost

...In the Land of the Lost, on my floor;folks crazed 
A wod jane does yell trash in flush room.; felt miffed
My nerves tense, on this floor -I’m on edge;feel brash
Here 8 months there is no hope in s...

Categories: sarnies, anger, angst, crazy,
Form: Rhyme

Nan

...We had so much fun, didn't we nan !
You were my bestest friend.
Getting up to mischief, any problem we could mend.
Rolling on the floor with laughter, tears streaming down our face.

How lucky w...

Categories: sarnies, family,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Uprooted

...Unlike the Famous Five,
with capers, japes and adventures,
boats and well stocked picnics, we lived
a back street life. With a sock and masking tape ball
and mucky fat sarnies.
The Family Allowa...

Categories: sarnies, childhood, family, growing up,
Form: Prose Poetry

Smoke

...Peanut butter sarnies
Wacky baccy smoke
Hysterical laughter
At an unfunny joke
Colours so intense 
Brighter than I've ever seen
Sound reverbing through me
Clearer than it's ever been
Passing ...

Categories: sarnies, beauty, drug, happiness, imagery,
Form: Rhyme

This Is My England - Food

...this is my England...
fish and chips
(with curry sauce)
pizza, lasagne
and, of course -
Chicken Tikka Masala
with poppadums, pickles
or a beef vindaloo
to open your ventricles.

this is my ...

Categories: sarnies, culture, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Frankys Party - Format Corrected

...Franky was seven and having a party
He told all his school-mates, except for Spud Carty
And once they had heard that Spud wasn't invited
All of them said they were really excited

And then at th...

Categories: sarnies, bullying, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

If I Were

...[written for ‘If I Were’ contest, but not entered because, well, I just couldn’t help myself]


If I were a seagull, I’d sit in a tree 
I’d poop on the flower that sits beneath me
(A pretty good...

Categories: sarnies, flower, tree,
Form: Rhyme

Its Christmas

...The sleepy eyes, 
the excited cries,
the whoops and hollers 
and the early rise.
The stampede downstairs,
the jumping on chairs,
the ooh's and aah's 
and the wide eyed stares.
The tearing of ...

Categories: sarnies, celebration, christmas,
Form: Rhyme

I Want My Dinner

...Dripping doorsteps or bubble and squeak
I ate so much I couldn't speak
Apple pie and clotted cream 
Used to make my taste buds scream.

Home made parkin or treacle toffee
Steaming mugs of dads ...

Categories: sarnies, memory, mum,
Form: Verse

Pure Gold

...I came seeking gems
not the worldly kind
for they are not rare
not in my book anyway

No the treasure I sought
was not the normal type
that mortals greedily grasp
these are gone at end of day...

Categories: sarnies,
Form: I do not know?

Stuffed

...That's it for me!
Had Turkey for me tea,
had Turkey for dinner...
not getting any thinner.
Turkey for brunch
and Turkey for lunch.
Turkey sarnies by the load,
feels like I might explode!
Last...

Categories: sarnies, christmas,
Form: Free verse