Sarnies Poems - Poems about Sarnies

... Oh gaseous anomaly, of my digestion Escapage from where, is the question A topic of much fun, hilarity and jest School boys compete, to see who's is best. Velocity, decibels, and length of t......

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...In the Land of the Lost, on my floor;folks crazed A wod jane does yell trash in flush room.; felt miffed My nerves tense, on this floor -I’m on edge;feel brash Here 8 months there is no hope in s......

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...We had so much fun, didn't we nan ! You were my bestest friend. Getting up to mischief, any problem we could mend. Rolling on the floor with laughter, tears streaming down our face. How lucky w......

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...Unlike the Famous Five, with capers, japes and adventures, boats and well stocked picnics, we lived a back street life. With a sock and masking tape ball and mucky fat sarnies. The Family Allowa......

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...Peanut butter sarnies Wacky baccy smoke Hysterical laughter At an unfunny joke Colours so intense Brighter than I've ever seen Sound reverbing through me Clearer than it's ever been Passing ......

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...this is my England... fish and chips (with curry sauce) pizza, lasagne and, of course - Chicken Tikka Masala with poppadums, pickles or a beef vindaloo to open your ventricles. this is my ......

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...Franky was seven and having a party He told all his school-mates, except for Spud Carty And once they had heard that Spud wasn't invited All of them said they were really excited And then at th......

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...[written for ‘If I Were’ contest, but not entered because, well, I just couldn’t help myself] If I were a seagull, I’d sit in a tree I’d poop on the flower that sits beneath me (A pretty good......

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...The sleepy eyes, the excited cries, the whoops and hollers and the early rise. The stampede downstairs, the jumping on chairs, the ooh's and aah's and the wide eyed stares. The tearing of ......

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...Dripping doorsteps or bubble and squeak I ate so much I couldn't speak Apple pie and clotted cream Used to make my taste buds scream. Home made parkin or treacle toffee Steaming mugs of dads ......

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...I came seeking gems not the worldly kind for they are not rare not in my book anyway No the treasure I sought was not the normal type that mortals greedily grasp these are gone at end of day......

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...That's it for me! Had Turkey for me tea, had Turkey for dinner... not getting any thinner. Turkey for brunch and Turkey for lunch. Turkey sarnies by the load, feels like I might explode! Last......

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