Saleswoman Poems - Poems about Saleswoman

...What to do? It's Saturday morning, 09:16, I'm hesitating, I don't know where I'm going. Where? Where should I go? To where? Oh, I have many ideas, I have many. You need it all It is now ......Read the rest...

...Her first name is Precious: A saleswoman not anxious To flee from shop not spacious For another with items more luscious! That’s, perhaps, why she is Precious: Twenty years but ever gracious,......Read the rest...

...(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness, especially after adjusting following insanity clause affixed with rubber baby-buggy bumpers) Methinks I nearly got snookered courtesy ......Read the rest...

... Used carcase dealer got a crash dummy discount for the covetous consumer Pyramid chain customers all have the Pharaoh chariot lust Crypto-coin tarnished souls want a cartel vehi......Read the rest...

...I met a young woman from the middle east She asked me to walk her to town, and took my arm. She felt good, smelt nice auburn hair, white jacket and trousers, crisp cotton, studded with gemstones......Read the rest...

...Okay I am going to write another funny poem then I will call it a night Bed time Is there sofa time Recliner time? Why? I am in them more than I am in bed Do you like twins? I just love twins......Read the rest...

...A holiday craft fair – I needed a bag. I’d looked for a while, and that was a drag. I passed by a vendor – a bag called my name. It had a few faults; my objections seemed lame. The straps were too s......Read the rest...