Salespeople Poems - Poems about Salespeople

...Miami Mall is rocking with aliens from star planets galore. The worst thing is they are not buying anything from a store. They are hypnotizing the salespeople and getting stuff free. Items are lea......

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...There was an old man who disliked the world Anyway, he pretended it because he was soft. If a salesman was selling igloos, he would buy. So, to protect himself, he had to fence himself in. His ......

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...Reservations are made years in advance of the event. Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent. Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent. Attendees eager to share stori......

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...I need a phone for dial-outs and dial-backs but that is all unless my doctor or dentist dies then I need a different phone I do not want to clutter my personal with my health providers n......

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...You Tube fame, reality stars who infamously infiltrate our youth and promote success for being nothing more than shrewd salespeople who market one thing: themselves, anger me ‘cause I w......

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...Persuasive Robotic sales calls The newest not-so-improved phone solicitor Easier to hang up now. Less desperation. You do not go to church with it. You will not meet it at a PTA meeting. You a......

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...Well done, she said. Smiling her biggest smile. I have never seen anyone else wear it like that! There are other ways to wear a skirt? On a head? Or a shoulder perhaps? You should buy it! She......

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...I will see you Thursday, she says, all settled, without my answer. Not needing it. She sells insurance. She is pushily confident. I cringe, want to bail, but do not want her to stay another hour or......

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...Bamboozles often and frequently slam my zoozle with gobsmack confusion attacks, so much so that I thought this unsated mental state was everyone’s slate of facts. If we were to muse on bam......

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...You will see this phenomenon from day to day. Salesmen are selling in a pertinacious way. When you come in, they jump out of their seat. As a customer, it is you they want to greet. They try like......

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...Selling lotions and potions, with no real notions While traveling with this carousels carnival caravan A million bottles of black.... With no answers, no cures, no promises, no hope! Like......

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