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Miami Dade Police Aided Me

...Miami Mall is rocking with aliens from star planets galore.
The worst thing is they are not buying anything from a store.
They are hypnotizing the salespeople and getting stuff free.
Items are lea...

Categories: salespeople, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

old man who was too easy

...There was an old man who disliked the world
Anyway, he pretended it because he was soft.
If a salesman was selling igloos, he would buy.
So, to protect himself, he had to fence himself in.

His ...

Categories: salespeople, men,
Form: Prose Poetry

Up At Ryder Cup

...Reservations are made years in advance of the event.
Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent. 
Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent. 
Attendees eager to share stori...

Categories: salespeople, appreciation, business, golf, society,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

I Need a Phone Or Two

...I need a phone for dial-outs
and dial-backs
but that is all

unless my doctor or dentist dies
then I need a different phone

I do not want to clutter my personal
with my health providers

n...

Categories: salespeople, me,
Form: Free verse

Middle-Age Musings

...You Tube fame,
reality
stars who
infamously
infiltrate our youth
and promote
success
for being
nothing
more than shrewd
salespeople
who market one thing:
themselves, anger me ‘cause
I
w...

Categories: salespeople, youth,
Form: Verse

Robot Salespeople On Phones Today

...Persuasive Robotic sales calls 
The newest not-so-improved phone solicitor
Easier to hang up now.
Less desperation.
You do not go to church with it.
You will not meet it at a PTA meeting.
You a...

Categories: salespeople, america,
Form: Free verse

No One Ever Wore It That Way Before

...Well done, she said. 
Smiling her biggest smile.
I have never seen anyone else wear it like that!
There are other ways to wear a skirt?
On a head? Or a shoulder perhaps?

You should buy it! She...

Categories: salespeople, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

She Should Know That No Is No Right

...I will see you Thursday, she says, all settled, without my answer.
Not needing it. She sells insurance. She is pushily confident.
I cringe, want to bail, but do not want her to stay another hour or...

Categories: salespeople, family,
Form: Free verse

I'm Use To Confused

...Bamboozles often and frequently slam my zoozle with 
gobsmack confusion attacks, so much so that I thought this 
unsated mental state was everyone’s slate of facts.  If we 
were to muse on bam...

Categories: salespeople, character, confusion, humor, irony,
Form: Rhyme

Used Car Salespeople

...You will see this phenomenon from day to day.
Salesmen are selling in a pertinacious way.
When you come in, they jump out of their seat.
As a customer, it is you they want to greet.
They try like...

Categories: salespeople, people
Form: Rhyme

....Black Bottles....

...Selling lotions and potions, with no real notions

While traveling with this carousels carnival caravan

A million bottles of black....

With no answers, no cures, no promises, no hope!

Like...

Categories: salespeople, confusion, life, people
Form: I do not know?