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I Need a Phone Or Two

I need a phone for dial-outs
and dial-backs
but that is all

unless my doctor or dentist dies
then I need a different phone

I do not want to clutter my personal
with my health providers

no one else needs to call
this would eliminate salespeople
and robot calls

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Maurice Rigoler

Date: 6/11/2021 11:50:00 PM

I still get those @!#$% robo calls!!! Despite the fact I'm on a no call list! / Maurice

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/12/2021 5:31:00 AM

I do too! All the time!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/11/2021 8:53:00 AM

Oh, Lord, I couldn't handle another phone. This one is a pain in the butt. I hate unsolicited calls and have zillions of blocked numbers. No, no more phone for me. I'd like to throw this one in the river. Remember the good ol' days of the answering machine?

Maurice Rigoler
Date: 6/11/2021 11:50:00 PM

I'm with you on this one, sir. I have one and only one telephone! / Maurice

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/11/2021 9:39:00 AM

I block at least six numbers a day. How do they find us?