Funny Sad Poems

The spotlight flashes with a funny flair 
on the sagged dress of a meek man on stage.
A miniature crimson cold sun shines stuck  
on...

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The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
...

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"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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People may think that
 They know who this poem is about

But they don’t,
And they never will.

I’ve met this boy.
I haven’t known him long.
But it feels...

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Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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The question is,
should I listen to my imagination?
Sometimes it can go very wild,
I look for a lion ready to eat me alive.
There are times it...

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they always ask me to stay a little longer,
as if laughter came from my skin.
as if I could be unlonely
just by making sure no one...

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We were told that we would be great by someone who is great at their own version of being great. There is a mass of...

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Quiet sighs
and quick goodbyes,
and road-less-traveled-bys
have me wondering—
why are the biggest storms named after people?

I could fall for a tornado,
get lost in the beauty of its...

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Have you ever gone through life alone
Sometimes wishing you were a dog with a bone
At first it is not really that bad
You look back on...

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Happiness is never being alone, or having to frown
Happiness to me is being a funny clown
Kids laugh and smile making life worth while
Yes, that's happiness...

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Both of me became an alcoholic, at last. 
Time to split into a third.

The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...

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This poem is for whomever is messing with
my lines and cadence on some of my
rhyme poems and a few others on the
Poetry Soup site. I...

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Unbeelievable!


Humble and Blondebee’s first date didn’t go with a bang.
He took her to the Kinema to see ‘Killer Bee’, aw man!
I can’t wait to see...

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Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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