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Rustler Poems - Poems about Rustler

Hankering
... Hermit Hal hoped that Harlot Sal had halted exalted exertions as a rustler. His two-way hustler? ......

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Categories: rustler, hope,
Form: Shadorma
Horse Sense
... Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom when riding a race on the course, and would they need the helping hand of a leg-up to get on their high horse? Would a long-faced horse, a sourpuss......

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Categories: rustler, animal, fun, horse, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Dreamer
...“dreamer” i’m a restless dream rustler tryin’ to catch what i can’t keep i’m a fine wine guzzler who can’t seem to get no sleep bases loaded and i’m pitchin’ i’m like the bases basically ......

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Categories: rustler, color,
Form: Rhyme
Demon 'Punchers, Part I
...I. The letter had come in Nevada’s north, when Sol had been enjoying a blonde whore, only to see it slip under the door, he finished with her, but enjoyed it no more. After she had gone, he re......

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Categories: rustler, conflict, corruption, evil, god,
Form: Narrative
The Last True Sheriff of the Wild West
...He was old and haggard, in the year nineteen twenty something A tall lanky old man, with a worn out hat and a rusty ring His squint blues eyes pulled together the wrinkles upon his face With an ex......

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Categories: rustler, america, career, courage, death,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Persnickety Pete
...Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats For a rustler, a freak Pete was a real sneak If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats......

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Categories: rustler, animal, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The End of Moron Mick
...That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick A noon shootout was planned Nick had the faster hand Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick May 6, 2022 H......

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Categories: rustler, conflict,
Form: Limerick
Fun Net Ticks and Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun
...curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris who wishes ewe well to make $cents of the following mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo. Hip puck crease see (ad hoc) key hide dee claim haint how my noggin comports ......

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Categories: rustler, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Rustler
...We hung a rustler in San Francisco Orneriest cuss you ever could know He cursed us with a rave He would haunt us from the grave So we buried him in New Mexico 11-23-20 Contest : Make Me Laugh......

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Categories: rustler, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Waiting For the Plague To Pass
...I know not when we shall shake hands again Or hold in warm embrace for the sheer joy Of each sunrise and moonlight For the plague and news of frightful deaths In faraway lands Have erected mon......

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Categories: rustler, anxiety, bereavement, depression, fear,
Form: Free verse
Dreamer
...I'm a restless dream rustler Tryin to catch what I can't keep I'm a fine wine guzzler Who can't seem to get no sleep Bases loaded and I'm pitchin I'm like the bases basically When I awoke was......

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Categories: rustler, muse,
Form: Lyric
Whatta Lotta Dew-Love
..." HISKEY " wASSER wACKEAL MADE HIS LONG AWAITED DEBUT AGAINST "FUSSER" FRUSSI AMI ALMOST ENDED IN A PINFALL @ 2:01 WACKEAL WAS VICTORIOUS, USING A ......

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Categories: rustler, sports,
Form: Acrostic
Accidental Hero
...The day Mitchell Malden became a hero he had only meant to go for a drink, paced slowly into Slimbed’s only saloon, where he noticed an unpleasant stink. He saw Delaney Hannigan at cards and f......

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Categories: rustler, character, conflict, grandchild, hero,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Savor Each Moment
...Whether a totally tubular ordinary day, or...hmm... perhaps at the approach of yuletide, one need not go far and wide across the webbed world to experience being unified, this quasi motto m......

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Categories: rustler, bereavement, celebration, confusion, death,
Form: Free verse
The Man That He Once Was, Part Ii
......For four years he wandered, a human scourge, throwing in with the worst type of dregs. He robbed from so many without a thought, and when he slept, he saw only red. He soon was wanted in cou......

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Categories: rustler, anger, character, faith, hurt,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

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