Rudy Poems - Poems about Rudy

I know a comedian named Rudy Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties' New jokes his Cuties offend Which Rudy never intends So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti...

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Many moons ago, Rudolph played in the snow. He did not have to fly, With Father Christmas, in the sky, Beccause his Mummy said no. I wrote this some time ago....

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There was a clumsy witch named Trudy She fancied a warlock called Rudy Trudy cast a spell For him to just swell But he fell for twin sister...

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Many moons ago Rudolph played in the snow He did not have to fly With Father Christmas, in the sky Because his Mummy said no...

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He lies on the living room carpet Conscious, groggy but awake No signs of injury, lightly moaning Leaning over him, how to help? He fell last Thursday too Better letting him settle Before trying getting him up Maybe I'll need to call My son or ambulance aids Now I'll just lie down facing him Talk some, eye to eye Like so many times before In bed, on...

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Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed Santa didn't approve He got...

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Mr. Rudy Giuliani In New York piles high the hot pastrami Testifying before Washingtonian swamis He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami...

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Rudy in his wheelchair gets around pretty good. He has a good job and transportation via a special van. He shops at local stores and everyone is nice except at the drug store where the clerk seems to have a problem with Rudy. Rudy has noticed the clerk is always nice to people ahead of him...

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Hey Rudy, hey Rudy you walked and you talked, and stepped on your tongue, 9/11, New York. So, tell me Rudy how did you know that the twin towers were going to blow? You told the reporters they’d be on the ground long before they ever came down. What information were you privy to that proved your statements to later...

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There was a young man named Rudy. He prowled bars, looking for booty. What he thought was a girl, turned out to be Earl. But the black eye he got was a beauty!!.....

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Rudolph was a late comer to our 1823 story, arriving 116 years later he grabbed all the glory. His nose is red, so much for what's true. He's just a rookie at bring Xmas gifts to you. For Andrea's Christmas Clerihew Contest...

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a. “did you hear about the naked guy who chewed the face off the other naked guy in miami over the weekend?” b. “i did. ****ing crazy, no? but he didn’t chew off his whole face---only a portion of it.” a. “so you are gonna split hairs here? the guy ate another guy’s face---and they were both...

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Movie triolet inspired by the movie "Rudy". Rudy is a true story of an Indiana kid with the dream of playing football at Notre Dame. He was too small and too slow to even be considered. Not to denied, he played on the practice team for three years. Finally, in the last minute of his...

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