I know a comedian named Rudy
Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties'
New jokes his Cuties offend
Which Rudy never intends
So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti
Categories:
rudy, africa, fun, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Many moons ago,
Rudolph played in the snow.
He did not have to fly,
With Father Christmas, in the sky,
Beccause his Mummy said no.
I wrote this some time ago.
Categories:
rudy, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
There was a clumsy witch named Trudy
She fancied a warlock called Rudy
Trudy cast a spell
For him to just swell
But he fell for twin sister Judy
Alexis Y.
10/29/2021
Categories:
rudy, halloween,
Form: Limerick
Many moons ago
Rudolph played in the snow
He did not have to fly
With Father Christmas, in the sky
Because his Mummy said no
Categories:
rudy, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
He lies on the living room carpet
Conscious, groggy but awake
No signs of injury, lightly moaning
Leaning over him, how to help?
He fell last Thursday too
Better letting him settle
Before trying getting him up
Maybe I'll need to call
My son or ambulance aids
Now I'll just lie down facing him
Talk some, eye to eye
Like so many times before
In bed, on beaches and such
A couple of just sixty two years
Or a couple of one
Oldest lovers, oldest friends
His eyes open a bit teary, he whispers,
"Sorry, dear heart"
At once, I know my Rudy is there
I say back, "There, there love"
Now we are one again
The fall did not take him away
Not this time
I lay there, two oldies on the floor
Waiting for the right moment to resume
To try to live again
Rudy fell, he'll fall again
One day, I'll fall too
Categories:
rudy, beach, friend, heart, love,
Form: Free verse
Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph
Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed
Santa didn't approve
He got he removed
He ran and sobbed,to their dad Gandalph
Alexis Y.
12/18/19
Categories:
rudy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Mr. Rudy Giuliani
In New York piles high the hot pastrami
Testifying before Washingtonian swamis
He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami
Categories:
rudy, food, new york, silly,
Form: Clerihew
There was a young man named Rudy.
He prowled bars, looking for booty.
What he thought was a girl,
turned out to be Earl.
But the black eye he got was a beauty!!..
Categories:
rudy, funny, silly,
Form: Verse
Rudolph was a late comer to our 1823 story,
arriving 116 years later he grabbed all the glory.
His nose is red, so much for what's true.
He's just a rookie at bring Xmas gifts to you.
For Andrea's Christmas Clerihew Contest
Categories:
rudy, christmas, humor,
Form: Clerihew
Movie triolet inspired by the movie "Rudy". Rudy is a true story of an Indiana kid with the
dream of playing football at Notre Dame. He was too small and too slow to even be
considered. Not to denied, he played on the practice team for three years. Finally, in the last
minute of his final game, his attitude earned him a spot in the game. One shining moment,
where a dream came true. Rudy is now a motivational speaker.
You moved the thing that wouldn’t move.
You pushed when no one thought you should.
Despite how hard they made it seem.
You moved the thing that wouldn’t move.
You didn’t let them steal your dream.
When no one else believed you would.
You moved the thing that wouldn’t move.
You pushed when no one thought you should.
Categories:
rudy, sports
Form: Triolet