Rodger Poems - Poems about Rodger

...We had nothing in common when I met Susie that first day She had never been to Rodgers, Arkansas, where my relatives stay We tried to find commonality, but it was not easy at all. Roommates who ga......Read the rest...

...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom ......Read the rest...

...I heard of a fella named Roger Who had the most ginormous todger Guys envied his dong (Twas twelve inches long) Six widows now share Rodger lodger! These widows don’t charge Roger ......Read the rest...

...Forward backward upside down Downside up all around Yowser bowser holy moly Yipes-stripes guacamole Inside out ......Read the rest...

...In the corner of a pub There sits an old sea dog He tells the same old stories His mind is full of fog “Ahoy, me hearties! Pass the rum And I’ll spin you a yarn of old About the t......Read the rest...

...Mike Gentile claims he's well endowed, How lucky, no wonder he's proud My poor neighbour Rodger - he's got a small todger, oops sorry I said that out loud! Inspired by Mike Gent......Read the rest...

...I felt so sorry for my friend Rodger Who’d developed a lump by his todger When he turned up for his scan It wasn’t done by a man The photographer was his new lodger How he winced ......Read the rest...

...Sally met an old bloke from Bombay They both fancied a roll in the hay He whipped out his todger All ready to Rodger But his blue pills had run out that day! 11~20~16......Read the rest...

...Pittsburgh, hammertown, Chuck Knoll and his boys established the best Superbowl Era dynasty with the "Steel Curtain" defense and the "Blonde Bomber" Bradshaw, a defense disciplined on shrapnel and......Read the rest...

...Jack and Jill went up the hill With thoughts of making love Jack hadn’t got a condom So cut a finger off Jill’s glove The glove was far too small for him And it didn’t fit his todge......Read the rest...

..."At the Footbridge" Now to be completely fair And to stop every persons stare Rodger was not actually circumcised As he was a player, so don’t be surprised This was from wear and tear and his ......Read the rest...

...> Poor forgotten noteworthy Sue Looking so gloomy she blew At the pickled todger once belonging to Rodger kissing good times its last adieu WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER As "Rodger" snaked out of the door It went past a room on tenth floor. A woman therein Said "Come right on in." she kept screaming, "More, I want more! WRITTEN BY ANDREA DIETRICH After......Read the rest...

...Hare Krishna's In their Pickups Depressed Comics Down on their Luck Teenage Girls Screaming Meme's Commie Pinko's Leftward Leaning Vincent Price Flo and Eddie Rodger Rabbit Priscilla Presl......Read the rest...

...Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~......Read the rest...

...Original limerick written by Jan Allison A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and t......Read the rest...