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Rodger Poems - Poems about Rodger


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Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~16...

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Categories: rodger, anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rodger and His Lodger
There once was a young man called Rodger Who’s very transfixed with his todger From morning till night He gets his delight Now he shares his bed with his lodger The lodger her name was Sandy Was always ready and randy They’d make love all night But then they took fright When Rodgers legs went all bandy Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest...

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Categories: rodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Rodger Dodger
There once was a man named Rodger Who became an expert tax dodger He had boxes of papers Documenting his capers And kept them till he was a codger...

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Categories: rodger, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Rodger Beadmore
Rodger Beadmore While a droving out near Bollon at about the forty mile, (1950s) just a following sheep through the lime bushes dense. Moving down the stock route, a feeding all the while. By and by shortly we passed through Beadmore's boundary fence. Old Rodger an Aboriginal soon appeared upon the route, A character well known for charm and sense, Yes...

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Categories: rodger, adventureold, old,
Form: Rhyme
I Always Will...Rodger
Such an interesting color, Rodger - Green - like our mysterious calico eyes? Yes? You? An idiot savant submits into me - a blooming garden of emerald delights? Like our first encounter - regulated and raw (green). Drawing our hunter-hued curtains closed and tittering in kelly green giggles; until formidable patriarchs silenced our chartreused lips into a tongue-tied, sign-languaged stupor. See them, Rodger? The lovers, the leprechauns and the liars....

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Categories: rodger, loss
Form: Free verse




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