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Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger

Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!

05~29~16

Categories: rodger, anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick

Rodger and His Lodger

There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger

The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright 
When Rodgers legs went all bandy

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Categories: rodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Rodger Dodger

There once was a man named Rodger
Who became an expert tax dodger
He had boxes of papers
Documenting his capers
And kept them till he was a codger

Categories: rodger, tribute,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Rodger Beadmore

Rodger Beadmore
While a droving out near Bollon at about the forty mile, (1950s)
just a following sheep through the lime bushes dense. 
Moving down the stock route, a feeding all the while.
By and by shortly we passed through Beadmore's boundary fence.
Old Rodger an Aboriginal soon appeared upon the route,
A character well known for charm and sense,
Yes

Categories: rodger, adventureold, old,
Form: Rhyme

I Always Will...Rodger

Such an interesting color, Rodger -
Green - like our mysterious calico eyes?
Yes?

You?
An idiot savant submits
into me - a blooming
garden of emerald delights? Like our
first encounter - regulated and raw (green).
Drawing our hunter-hued
curtains closed and tittering
in kelly green giggles;
until formidable patriarchs
silenced our chartreused lips
into a tongue-tied, 
sign-languaged stupor.
See them, Rodger?
The lovers, the leprechauns and the liars.

Categories: rodger, loss
Form: Free verse