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Funny River Poems

These Funny River poems are examples of River poems about Funny. These are the best examples of River Funny poems written by international poets.


Fetching the River
One woman wanted to fetch the river 
          So she couldn't come again to fetch water...

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Categories: river, fun, funny,



River Side Scene
Gone for the view
Sometimes maybe a swim
Or just fishing
In a quiet shore

Just alone gazing at each other
After an hour -a fruitless catch
Sighing, frustrated giving up
In...

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Categories: river, beach, cute, cute love,

At the River Song In Progress
When I saw him at the river
Saw him standing there
With dark brown eyes- I mesmerised
His jet black fuzzy hair
     
He stepped...

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Categories: river, funny, love, song,

The Phoenix Part Two
He once thanked Jesus for his fame when he was interviewed with his best friend Keanue Reeves.
In the end, i think, that's what finally clocked...

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Categories: best friend, retirement, river,

Promise By the River
We both made a promise yet neither to keep
It's easier to break than remain
Bound by words and a loving connection
None of that matters anymore
It was...

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© Isaac Rios  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: river, forgiveness, heartbreak, hurt, love,



Its Human Yo
Since remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe... 

I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...

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Categories: river, deep, drug, fashion, fate,

Premium Member Rolling Stones
Once upon a time in the lands from the north, south, east to west    
Navigating on the cold white sands formed of...

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© G. Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, mountains, ocean, river,

Noisy River Bank
Noisy River Bank
Sitting on a river bank, tryin to catch a catfish
Lookin up at the stars, I began to make a wish.
Well, my worms are...

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Categories: river, adventure, dream, emotions, fishing,

Premium Member Being Sold Down the River
Being Sold Down the River? 

Near 80 years ago it has been
Another Jerk wanted to make his country great again
America first has been used before...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: river, bullying,

Premium Member The Naked Truth
Whispers dance inside my head
Reflections glance at a substance dead
Confirmations of my unpoetical pen
Only white spaces mirrored back
No one has a word to say
The mirror...

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Categories: river, art, crazy, fishing, funny,

Boat
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you; 

the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do....

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: river, betrayal, boat, change, computer,

Ice Boats On the Miles
"Here they come!"
We ran hard, fast
in the boots of our
brothers, too loose, 
laces frayed and complicated, 
up the slope of a hill
that marked the bitter,...

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Categories: boat, nostalgia, river, winter,

After the Shower
after the shower
two siamese cross the stream
playing in the water...

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Categories: cat, cool, funny, river,

Premium Member A Young Girl From River Front
(Limerick) 

A young girl from Old River Front 
Got so hungry she went on a hunt 
But got more than she care 
When encountered a...

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Categories: river, funny,

Achoo Haiku
Achoo Haiku

Cold swift river

Sneezes on the lotus shore

Take 2 aspirin...

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Categories: river, caregiving, feelings, flower, funny,


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