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Funny River Poems

These Funny River poems are examples of River poems about Funny. These are the best examples of River Funny poems written by international poets.

Fetching the River
One woman wanted to fetch the river 
          So she couldn't come again to fetch water...

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Categories: river, fun, funny,

Premium Member Mr Otter Nursery Rhyme

Frisky frog forgot to bathe
So off he went, to the creek
Alone in the water, he decided
He’d be so clean, he’d squeak

Silly squirrel, scattered his nuts

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Categories: river, animal, funny, nature, nursery

Premium Member Big Brown Bear
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers   

Date Written: 4/12/2022

3 Place
Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Haiku poetry form only.     Sponsored...

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Categories: river, fish, fishing, flower, humor,

River Side Scene
Gone for the view
Sometimes maybe a swim
Or just fishing
In a quiet shore

Just alone gazing at each other
After an hour -a fruitless catch
Sighing, frustrated giving up

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Categories: river, beach, cute, cute love,

At the River Song In Progress
When I saw him at the river
Saw him standing there
With dark brown eyes- I mesmerised
His jet black fuzzy hair
He stepped...

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Categories: river, funny, love, song,

The Phoenix Part Two
He once thanked Jesus for his fame when he was interviewed with his best friend Keanue Reeves.
In the end, i think, that's what finally clocked...

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Categories: best friend, retirement, river,

Premium Member The Merry Boater
There once was a boy named O'ger
Who was quite a merry boater

Some logs were astound
That are big and brown

But not when he found a floater!...

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Categories: boat, boy, funny, river,

Premium Member Holding Back Tears
Holding back tears when you died,                   ...

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Categories: cry, family, love, river,

Premium Member I See-The Shape of Water
I see a tear drop upon my face,                 ...

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Categories: river, cry, god, ocean, rain,

Promise By the River
We both made a promise yet neither to keep
It's easier to break than remain
Bound by words and a loving connection
None of that matters anymore
It was...

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© Isaac Rios  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: river, forgiveness, heartbreak, hurt, love,

Premium Member River Wild
River wild,                       ...

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Categories: blue, power, river, today,

Its Human Yo
Since remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe... 

I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...

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Categories: river, deep, drug, fashion, fate,

Premium Member Rolling Stones
Once upon a time in the lands from the north, south, east to west    
Navigating on the cold white sands formed of...

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© G. Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, mountains, ocean, river,

Noisy River Bank
Noisy River Bank
Sitting on a river bank, tryin to catch a catfish
Lookin up at the stars, I began to make a wish.
Well, my worms are...

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Categories: river, adventure, dream, emotions, fishing,

Premium Member Being Sold Down the River
Being Sold Down the River? 

Near 80 years ago it has been
Another Jerk wanted to make his country great again
America first has been used before...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: river, bullying,