Funny Rhyming Poems

Celebrity deaths can be bizarre 
someone so close yet so far 
the realisation hits you hard 
yet they have no clue who you are 

Meat...

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Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...

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Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes

I...

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Rhyming for you so you are not blue
A redhead reads to a fellow in yellow
In a meadow green these words unseen
By sky sunset orange while...

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A rhymes with hey
and B rhymes with C
As words come together
in vowels joining me

So all can remember
that poems are fine
When joined to each other
in words...

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They said I was an “old fart”
But I hardly think that’s true
My boobs were done in ‘75
But my teeth and knees are new.

And since my...

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"Fattening up time" the wall calendar read
which meant only one thing to old farmer Ted

Christmas was coming and there's money to be made
you see the bigger...

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So your having a showdown
 a little rhymers delight.
Well that's something I've been doing here
 for half of my darn life.

Haven't been around in a...

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I hired a robot
To write poems for me
Now I'm able to rhyme
In modern technology 

Though his imagination
Isn't quite up to par
The relaxation I get
Outweighs it...

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This is the hardest thing I've ever done
Attempting to write a non rhyming poem

MAN!!!

This is the first poem I've ever writ
That doesn't have a rhyme...

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Hi, I am Funny. Will you be my friend?
Let's us rhyme until the day ends.
Try to find a meaning for my name. Putting the letters...

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A poem that simply does not rhyme: 
In my opinion, has no chime.
The bells and whistles of a rhyming sequence,
Is the kind of music, my...

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I am so fed up with the school of rhyme 
and those that do it ALL THE flipping TIME 

It how we are taught as...

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I remember when you stood at the door
You said that I was someone you'd deplore
I pleaded and begged for you to turn around
You said our...

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