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Funny Rhyme Royal Poems

These Funny Rhyme Royal poems are examples of Rhyme Royal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rhyme Royal Funny poems written by international poets.

Legos Nursery Rhymes

My bedroom has a rug on the wood floor,  
Many colorful squares are everywhere.  
I made a tall blue tower up my door,...

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Categories: animal, blue, child, color,

Do You Have a Substitute

Do u have, a substitute?
Hey buddy!
This seems to be funny…
But this is true, my little bunny…
So let's answer this riddle,
She might be angry,
But never let...

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Categories: art, birth, first love,

My Tree

The most human of things, that was once said to me, sat in the garden, under the tree, licking my ice cream, feeling the grass,...

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Categories: adventure, age, anger, child,

Me and My Pal the Mushroom King

Walking in the woods on a summers day
I ran across the savvy mushroom king
The old tight-wad geezer wanted to play
I played him checkers and a...

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Categories: 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Two Frogs

I once bought two frogs from uptown 
I elected to name One and Two
Such fun to see them hop around
Although One croaked, I still haveTwo

A...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, humor,

My Love, Your Pain

My blood was the purest cocaine, you could snort me all day,
If you wanna wake up dead in your shower.
I could hold a head of...

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Categories: addiction, drink, drug,

Small In Sizes Great In Activities

The small birds bathe in shallow pool
Somehow claws sink
One follows other link
No matter the weather is hot or cool,

They are very interested in singing
At a...

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Categories: beauty, tribute,

Baby Boy

He's my baby brother,
although he's over forty years old
He's the youngest brother of thirteen,
and I love him more than words told

He's a hip, funny fella,
he's...

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Categories: brother, dedication, love, tribute,

My Brother

My brother is shield for me
he is in any field with me, 
I love my brother
also my father & mother, 
sometimes he's fighting
sometimes not, 
sometimes...

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Categories: brother, love,

Love-Win

That kinda morning
Just outta bed and yawning
Had a cold night that got me snoring 
It really seemed interesting
Got down on my kneels and 
yea dats...

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Categories: beauty, desire, funny love,

Love Without Hope

LOVE WITHOUT HOPE

LOVE WITHOUT HOPE
WILL LEAVE YOU OR I TO MOPE
AND PROBABLY EVEN RELY ON DOPE
AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
WE, YOU AND I WILL PROBABLY...

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Categories: absence, blue, confusion, crush,

Love Is In the House

LOVE IS IN THE HOUSE

LOVE is in the HOUSE, and not even a MOUSE is at HAND; or even CLOSE.

But when you come on IN;...

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, cheer up,

The Veteran

We often take for granted
That old man on that chair
The one with funny clothes on
And grey receding hair

But if we close our eyes
Imagine who he...

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Categories: bereavement, emotions, poems, veterans

The Once Forgotten Realm

Enter the realm of the unknown force.
Let heroic sensations regenerate the mind
Never forced back to survivor’s remorse
All the awaken emptiness loves to rewind
Together the intelligent...

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Categories: adventure, betrayal, change, conflict,

You Were Wrong

im happy.
im glad.
im proud.
im not sad.
you forgot me.
when oyu stood me up.
you said your sorry. that's not enough.
I get that your busy.
but too busy for...

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Categories: betrayal,