Did You Know Golden Retrievers Can Talk
When us dogs lie there and stare up at you
What do you think they're thinking
Are they thinking whatever you say I agree with
Because you feed THEM every day without fail
We don't have hands their paws are useless
For opening bags or cans
Tried biting the lid off early last month
Needed stitches, trouble eating for quite a while
What! Are you surprised they know what a month is
I'm not just your average pet you know
I'M A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
We're a special breed just want all humans to know
Us guys should be treated like royalty
We love everybody and don't mean to knock people down
We get a little over excited at times
Mean no harm hoped your stay in the hospital
Would be short and you'd come out as good as new
Us dogs... sorry us GOLDENS are a special breed
We don't associate with other less sophisticated breeds
Well, now that I've completely blown your mind
Perhaps next time we talk you'll have recovered
One thing before I go mute again
It'll be enough when wifey finds out I can talk
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2024
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