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Did You Know Golden Retrievers Can Talk

When us dogs lie there and stare up at you What do you think they're thinking Are they thinking whatever you say I agree with Because you feed THEM every day without fail We don't have hands their paws are useless For opening bags or cans Tried biting the lid off early last month Needed stitches, trouble eating for quite a while What! Are you surprised they know what a month is I'm not just your average pet you know I'M A GOLDEN RETRIEVER We're a special breed just want all humans to know Us guys should be treated like royalty We love everybody and don't mean to knock people down We get a little over excited at times Mean no harm hoped your stay in the hospital Would be short and you'd come out as good as new Us dogs... sorry us GOLDENS are a special breed We don't associate with other less sophisticated breeds Well, now that I've completely blown your mind Perhaps next time we talk you'll have recovered One thing before I go mute again It'll be enough when wifey finds out I can talk

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Date: 4/13/2024 4:15:00 PM
...interesting notion..."golden retriever"... ...hmmm....poe-at-tree saw there be 'gold-in retry-river'......stan
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/13/2024 4:57:00 PM
Retrievers are the greatest! I'm a big fan... cheers my friend!
Date: 4/13/2024 3:15:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, AhHHHhh! what a cute poem.it made me smile. Love, /Darlene/ xxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/17/2024 11:23:00 AM
Hello Happy jack, I love both dogs and cats. Love, Darlene/xxx-ooo /Darlene/
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2024 10:29:00 AM
Used to be a cat lover once!!!
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/14/2024 3:12:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, No I have a cat. My Goddaughter has a has that breed. Love,/ Darlene/ xxx-ooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/13/2024 4:54:00 PM
Goldens are sweet! Do you have a doggie? Love, Happy Jack xx

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