Humorous Religious Poems
These Humorous Religious poems are examples of Religious poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Religious Humorous poems written by international poets.
Unexpected ComingUnexpected Coming
By Mark D. Stucky
“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)
Nobody...
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religious, culture, funny, humor, jesus,
Spiritual ListingsSpiritual Listings
By Mark D. Stucky
HGTV loves flipping homes
for fun and improved listings.
Houses, although important shelters,
are impermanent human structures.
Human spirits, in contrast,
are eternal…but need restoration.
Inspections show...
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religious, corruption, god, humorous, recovery
Margin of ErrorMargin of Error
By Mark D. Stucky
If, statistically, Adam and Eve
hadn’t exceeded Eden’s margin of error,
would lambs now be lounging with lions?
Would toothy T-Rexes have been...
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religious, corruption, god, humorous, recovery
Juice Ex MachinaJuice Ex Machina
By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...
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religious, care, humorous, jesus, judgement,
Retirement Due To Health IssuesThe dear old pastor had occupied the same pulpit for years and years;
He preached fire, damnation and The Hereafter scorching his congregants ears!
He had baptized...
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humorous, religious,
God's On Mute(Author’s note: This poem is a humorous look at how the pandemic changed our technology, our relationships, and maybe even our spiritual quests.)
God’s on Mute
By...
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religious, god, humor, loneliness, mental
The Ascension--with Rewrites(Author’s note: This poem is a humorous satire on how a modern media mentality would view the story of Christ’s Ascension.)
The Ascension (with Rewrites)
By Mark...
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religious, humor, jesus, miracle, mystery,
Quantum Theology Quantum Theology
By Mark D. Stucky
Spirit filled the formless void
before matter and energy were born,
before infinitesimal became infinite,
when, from a singularity, a speck of nothing,
the...
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religious, religion, science, space, spiritual,
Mystic PhysicsMystic Physics
By Mark D. Stucky
When God said, “Let there be,”
ALL erupted from singularity.
The event horizon couldn’t bind Him.
Space and time required Him.
The Creator cued the...
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religious, humorous, religion, science, space,
The Invention of LoveThe Invention of Love®
By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?
How could love...
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religious, devotion, emotions, love, mystery,
The 2023rd PsalmThe 2023rd Psalm
By Mark Stucky
“Above the law” is our shepherd; he shall always want.
He maketh us to lie about the election; he leadeth us into...
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religious, america, bible, humorous, parody,
The SignIt was raining when I met her.
A sure sign.
I ignored it.
Many a love story started in the rain.
We headed into the restaurant.
She throttled her brolly,...
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humor, humorous, religious,
Without BaggageReborn here now without baggage, ...
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religious, color, cry, home, light,
Fury For the Masses IiIt was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing
two headed asexual
gang of socialite housewives
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media
love for handguns...
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religious, addiction, america, anger, animal,
The AscensionAfter my timely sermon on the ascension,
An inquisitive lad with piercing eyes and dark unruly hair
about five years old, I'd say,
tugged at my robe
while I...
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child, humorous, jesus, religious,