~ To the tune of 'Strangers in the
Night,' by Frank Sinatra ~
Rangers in the park
Two lonely rangers in the park
We're wond'ring in the dark
If they'd catch us necking
by morning’s light
O, Rangers in the park
Two lonely rangers in the park
Suddenly we know
It’s time for us to go ~
They’re filming Noah’s Ark
Doo-be-doo-di-doo... fade out
Categories:
redux, giggle, romance, song,
Form: Lyric
~ To the Tune of 'One More Night'
by Phil Collins ~
One more write, I gotta do just
one more write, there’s gotta be
just one more write
left in good old me tonight
Babe, without you I’m so lonely
but what moves me now is only
One more write, I gotta do just
one more write, for you and me tonight
Categories:
redux, longing, music, song,
Form: Lyric
Watusis are not genetically modified organisms
neither are pygmies
~ which is the long and short of it
Categories:
redux, africa, people, technology,
Form: Free verse
Free-Range Limericks Redux
My free-range limericks are light
They will not keep you up at night
You won't find tawdry
Anything naughty
In my universe, they're just right!
5/13/2023
Poetry form: Free-Range Limerick
This is my second limerick that refers to my work in progress, Free-Range Limericks, on wattpad.com. To date, I have posted 25 limericks. They are free-range because they can roam freely outdoors, making them loads of laughs and full of fun; and they're also antibiotic and gluten-free. In my universe, they're just right!
Categories:
redux, humorous, poetry, word play,
Form: Limerick
He squandered time, left fields unplowed,
in search of highs, pursuing thrills,
neglecting that he'd been endowed
with gifts to cultivate and till.
He wandered where his heart did please,
but pleasure slipped by small degrees.
A random walk, no certain line:
the storms in life were kept at bay.
But with no star to point or shine,
he, ere awares, had lost his way.
Once jubilant, his raucous dance
had brought him to a wide expanse.
There in the field, he saw them toil;
relentlessly, they stored away
the harvest so as not to spoil,
to see them through a future day.
He should have marvelled at their craft;
instead, he skipped off with a laugh.
The weather turned, conditions grim;
he found no respite from the storm.
A fleeting thought occurred to him:
that colony was nice and warm,
but having not the strength to fight,
succumbed, unconscious, to the night.
The ants took pity: although he
was thirsting, cold, and oh so thin,
and time would pass before he'd be
industrious, they took him in.
"Why wasn't I just disavowed?"
he wondered, this time not so loud…
Categories:
redux, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
She has a certain savoir-faire;
always clever with the cleaver.
Young leveret wants to believe her,
follows signs for trim of hare.
Too old, her title to recoup,
waits patient at the barbershop,
then takes a little off the top;
a tortoise makes delightful soup.
Categories:
redux, dark, nursery rhyme,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
O, do you remember how I once was thin?
I’ve been there before, and I’ll be there again.
But if I chose a fave, food would probably win;
I’m in sort of a deep hole before I begin…
Because barbecue’d meats are a man’s true delight,
And some smoked mac-n-cheese complements all things, right?
And I tend to eschew if the label says, “Lite”,
But I neither am one to back down from a fight.
I’m not one to diet, but I don’t mean to scoff,
so instead I’ve decided to walk my *ss off.
Yes, I’m hiking right ‘round the bend, living the dream,
eating ripe wild persimmons with sugar and cream.
Categories:
redux, desire, food, parody,
Form: Lyric
There was an old woman:
a bit of a shrew -
She couldn’t have children,
'cuz guy parts won't do.
A shocking pink swath
up there on her head,
she drank boxed Chianti
and raised cats instead.
Categories:
redux, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
The Dodo, it’s curious
Lived down in Mauritius
A bit east of Madagascar,
You can’t get there with your car.
It’s an island, and it’s quite remote
But you wouldn’t need an overcoat
You won’t get there with your time machine
Unless your machine floats.
Right off the Indian continent,
If a Dodo was incontinent
What would he wear not to spill content?
Well, that just Depends…
‘Cuz how would they pull them up,
Or change them when they’re full up?
A question supposable
When they haven’t the opposable.
A question pretty clumsy
And I'm just all thumbsy
And it doesn't matter, 'cuz they're all extinct,
I just know that it stinks.
There’s one thing I’m sure I know
If I had a pet Dodo
I might call him Bilbo
But more likely it would be Frodo
And I’d have me a hobbit hole
For all of those Depends, you know
And that's where all the dirties go,
And I’d call it Bag End.
H/T to Terry Flood’s Do Dodos Do Doo Doos
Categories:
redux, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Brunhilde, Brunhilde
Alas, where’s Matilda?
You killed, yes you killed a
Sweet waltzer with grace.
Brunhilde, Brunhilde
Foretold, now fulfilled,
A billabong’s filled,
A poor girl’s in that place.
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H/T to Maurice Rigoler's Brunhilde
Categories:
redux, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
I keep writing these poems, and then I delete
'bout an unpleasant subject I found in a tweet
if you saw what I wrote, you would prob'ly agree
I was dropped as a child and something's just not right about me
You can ignore the verses, you can love 'em or leave 'em
But whatever you do, don't you ever believe 'em
Had a one oh six fever before I was three
I would blame meningitis, but truth is, it's probably me
Categories:
redux, silly,
Form: Lyric
The Taj Mahal will one day fall,
They’ll build and tear down three more malls,
But one thing here when Jesus calls:
My wife’s new potting shed.
The concrete footers all are poured.
There’s even concrete for the floor.
The anchor bolts required more
For her new potting shed.
The surface bond cement’s applied;
I’ve got red patches on my hide.
It’s looking good, I must confide
(My wife’s new potting shed).
The roof will be brown standing seam
To match with our green acre theme.
Duality: nightmare and dream
Our little potting shed.
And if, by chance, tornadoes come,
We’ll head there quickly, in a run
And wait it out until they’re done
In our new potting shed.
And when I’m done from all my toil,
She’ll have a place to mix her soil.
If we kept records, we’d recoil
At her new potting shed.
Categories:
redux, garden, retirement, silly,
Form: Ballad
When I was born
I came equipped
With two million seeds
Not warm enough
Nor moist enough
Or too many weeds
The sun not out
The soil not rich
Or nothing that one needs
I base my stance
On abortion rights
On the reality of seeds
***
Categories:
redux, abortion, introspection, woman,
Form: Rhyme
God promised the Jews Israel
A 'Land of Milk and Honey'
So, most headed to America ~
where they could make some money
Categories:
redux, america, history, jewish, money,
Form: Rhyme
sweet succulent peach
chomp chomp juice runs down your chin
~ sticky shiny smile
Categories:
redux, fruit, smile, sweet,
Form: Haiku
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