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Funny Red Poems

These Funny Red poems are examples of Red poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Red Funny poems written by international poets.


Roses
Roses are red,
Violets are not,
Please help me,
I've turned into a clock....

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Categories: funny, roses are red,



Premium Member Reality Check
Red flag is heart feeling stressed
Ebony eyes that see right through 
Amethyst try’s to be your best
Like a lime limerick how I see you
Indigo moods...

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Categories: red, feelings, funny love, poetry,

Premium Member A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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Categories: body, giggle, red, sun,

Red Flags
Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...

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Categories: red, break up, heartbreak, heartbroken,

Little Red Riding Hood
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning,  "Grandma needs...

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Categories: red, funny, smart,



Premium Member Red Fred
Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...

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Categories: red, funny, humor, valentines day,

Premium Member Crimson Clarity
Funny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that...

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Categories: red, deep, extended metaphor, hyperbole,

Hearing My Name
Hearing you speak my name.

Is like hearing Poetry@her tamed.

I've been doing well unlonely

With a heart

unchained.

You can extend your chivalry as you keep free my reigns.

Noting...

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Categories: red, black love, deep, emotions,

Premium Member Happy
Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: red, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,

Premium Member Clowns Don'T Frown Nursery Rhyme
Elmer Q. Round was a man who clowned
wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked.
He seldom frowned because he had found
smiles kept teeth in his...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: red, child, children, fun, happy,

Premium Member A Conversation With Little Red Riding Hood
A Conversation With Little Red Riding Hood

[I’ve always loved the fairy tale, “Little Red Riding Hood”, and I’ve used it to teach many lessons, especially...

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Categories: red, books, character, education, fairy,

Roses Violets and You
Roses are red, violets are blue
Colors of pew are all over you








... CayCay
February 9, 2022...

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Categories: red, funny, giggle, nonsense, roses

Premium Member A Love Letter From the Irs
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Categories: red, funny, humorous, roses are

Premium Member The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the ones today.
When little girls wore such beautiful clothes.
Decades before jeans and running shoes.
Curled hair, pretty bows and we had...

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Categories: red, christmas, feelings, memory, parents,

Premium Member Music
My kryptonite is music 
So much so that a teal tune
sticks in my head all day
until I hear another to replace

I find music in everything
the...

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Categories: red, blue,


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