Funny Red Poems
These Funny Red poems are examples of Red poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Red Funny poems written by international poets.
Court JesterYou joined the Navy.
I joined the circus.
I was always a clown,
and you were always
so serious.
...
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red, funny, funny love, romance,
Sugar-free Red BullAlgebra sheet limp beneath my elbow,
mocking me in equations I’ll never understand.
I open Google Classroom like a coffin.
The deadlines stack up
in a mound of unmarked...
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Categories:
red, dark, food, math, mental
A Red-Haired Air of Misfortune
A lass with red hair, bright and fair,
Loved Guinness and drank without care,
When she tripped on a stone,
She let out a groan,
Then farted and stunk...
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red, funny, humor, ireland,
The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the...
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red, christmas, emotions, growing up,
Holiday Fun Elf Limericks
Santa is ready for the big night,
Rudolph's red nose is really bright.
Santa's bag is toy filled,
that elf is unskilled.
The ground is covered in snow of...
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red, crazy, fish, fun, giggle,
Red ShoesIn a whimsical world of witty wonder,
Where laughter lingers, lost not in thunder,
There danced a dandy with a dapper flair,
Sporting red shoes,...
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dance, funny, humorous, red,
Swiss CheeseMy heart is now
Like Swiss cheese
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is...
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red, animal, funny love, how
RosesRoses are red,
Violets are not,
Please help me,
I've turned into a clock....
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funny, roses are red,
Reality CheckRed flag is heart feeling stressed
Ebony eyes that see right through
Amethyst try’s to be your best
Like a lime limerick how I see you
Indigo moods...
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red, feelings, funny love, poetry,
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...
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Categories:
body, giggle, red, sun,
Red FlagsDid I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.
For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...
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Categories:
red, break up, heartbreak, heartbroken,
Little Red Riding Hood
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning, "Grandma needs...
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red, funny, smart,
Red FredFred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...
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red, funny, humor, valentines day,
Crimson ClarityFunny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that...
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Categories:
red, deep, extended metaphor, hyperbole,
Hearing My NameHearing you speak my name.
Is like hearing Poetry@her tamed.
I've been doing well unlonely
With a heart
unchained.
You can extend your chivalry as you keep free my reigns.
Noting...
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Categories:
red, black love, deep, emotions,