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Bubblahoot's Naughty Hoodlecuttu

Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo
Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo
Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung
In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss
Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross
Scratching terthy cangs of drigglyfrock
Zinging away buggly condrax chucrock

Trouble drouble lumps of quundoo drip
Chonky tinkhiss phantals gotsog flip
Naughty Hoodlecuttu blurglur changqa
Doodle goodle cups of hot pot fangqa

Weary treary shall I picksert quartee you
Or my nimbla golta rasdinga suits two 
Gobberwarts of gargle entralunk hunfdy 
Bhronking daddan goodbye fat wunfsy!

*Written by a really sad emotional Vogon dog owner when his Bubblahoot vayvaycrootooed.*

May 23, 2020
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