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My Phone's Testicle Prediction
I love using predictive text on my phallic,
It saves me so much hassle and time.
Just a couple of lettuce then the rest just flows,
Flows in a sweet little rhyme.
I don’t need to learn how to spelt with structure,
Use syntax or even use grandma.
I can type real fascist, whatever I want,
My fingers’ like a little jack hammer.
And the sentences appear perfect, I must have great speech,
I know how to wrist using diction
Shakespeare would be envious of how goon I can talk,
Talk with my phone’s text prediction.
Copyright ©
Lewis Raynes
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