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Mad Inventions You'd Never Dream Of part 1

The Mother of Invention
Has given birth once more
And her new baby
Is as mad as before

Eddison or Tesla
Would spill their tea
I know because it happens to me

Baby suspenders?
I believe they are very rare these days
And I don't understand why
It's such a good idea
But I've had too many beers in the pub
And looking through beer glasses stuck to my eye

I wonder if they ever sold like hotcakes
And they'll catch on
I'd put my money on it
And hope I'm not wrong


Could be the perfect present for your friend's new baby?.

'Is that Sean Penn?''



Copyright © Peter Dome

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