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Kick the Bums Out!
My job as your next President
and benevolent dictator,
is to live it up in the White House
and not bother Americans at all.
O and yes....
defund and term limit
all congressmen and senators,
who needs politics
when we have sesame bread sticks?
The irredeemably evil among us
will be forced to pillow fight it out
in a bouncy castle.
Public spectacles of random kindness
would be fully covered by
an honest media with no agenda.
Some say I am a Pollyanna,
some, a cock-eyed optimist,
but at this sad time
my cunning secret
is that I don't give a crap
about your point of view,
which of course,
perfectly defines me
as a typically jaded
and pissed-off American.
Vote. Vote, Vote!
Copyright ©
Eric Ashford
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