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Women Don'T Sweat They Perspire

After the Dominican with it's heat and humidity This is absolute heaven on earth Temps in the low seventies with bright sunny skies AND NO HUMIDITY Humidity's a killer as you all well know You can be sitting absolute still Not exerting yourself even the tiniest wee bit Still the sweat could be running down your face On men, it's manly On women, it's a great big no-no For exhibiting such unladylike tendencies Women don't sweat... they perspire Bull crap! They sweat just like us guys

Copyright © Jack Ellison




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