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I'm not Good at Noses - Christmas Parody Reject

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
And I cut off my left ear

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
And I cut off my left ear

Self-portraits I paint
and sunflowers, too
Good tidings for Christmas
And I cut off my left ear

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
And I cut off my left ear

I'm good at painting noses
I'm good at painting eyebrows
I know how to mix my colors
But I'm not good at ears

I'm good at painting noses
I'm good at painting eyebrows
I know how to mix my colors
But I'm not good at ears

Self-portraits I paint
And sunflowers, too
Good tidings for Christmas
And I cut off my left ear

There is a nose on my portrait
There are eyebrows on my portrait
There are nice colors on my portrait
But you don't see no ear

There is a nose on my portrait
There are eyebrows on my portrait
There are nice colors on my portrait
But you don't see no ear

My portrait I bring
A present for you 
Good tidings for Christmas
But, sorry, no ear 

My advice for Christmas -
Hang onto your ear

Copyright © David Crandall

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