I'm not Good at Noses - Christmas Parody Reject

I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear Self-portraits I paint and sunflowers, too Good tidings for Christmas And I cut off my left ear I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear I'm good at painting noses I'm good at painting eyebrows I know how to mix my colors But I'm not good at ears I'm good at painting noses I'm good at painting eyebrows I know how to mix my colors But I'm not good at ears Self-portraits I paint And sunflowers, too Good tidings for Christmas And I cut off my left ear There is a nose on my portrait There are eyebrows on my portrait There are nice colors on my portrait But you don't see no ear There is a nose on my portrait There are eyebrows on my portrait There are nice colors on my portrait But you don't see no ear My portrait I bring A present for you Good tidings for Christmas But, sorry, no ear My advice for Christmas - Hang onto your ear