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Gormless Sue Part two
I once told a story about my
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two
Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a cosy warm house
But she made me sleep in an old rickety barn
Born and bread
A Derbyshire lass
She had big assets
Lots of livestock
And she had a lovely ass
She told me her Father was a pig
Her Mother a cow
I found this strange
And didn't know how?
She never said much apart from a shout
She was so Moody had a temper
She'd often go out
In a huff
Taking her dogs for a walk
In the woods
She'd be out for ages
And when she came back
She'd be covered in blood?
Married 10 times
She just couldn't make up her mind
As sweet as honey
She took all their money
And were never seen again?
When she got mad
She really got mad
Why?
I didn't understand. If she couldn't get her way
She'd throw pots and pans
Then all at once it hit me
And I began to understand
The girl was bonkers
she would have made a good actor
But she loved her farm
And her tractor
She was 6 foot 1 inch
And nearly 6 foot 1 inch wide
She wanted to marry
But she would have been too heavy to,carry
Then I realised she had a cunning plan
As I'd come into some money
And she became as sweet as honey
And stopped throwing pots and pans
I was scared for my life
When she kept laughing
And kept sharpening her knife
She'd give a wild stare
When she knew I was there
One day we were making hay
We got too carried away
Let's say
we didn't do much work that day
As we rolled in the hay
She wasn't easy to please
And used to make fun and tease
I feel lucky I'm still alive
There's a lot more to say
That I'll have to leave for another time
I just hope I can write part 3 and,
Survive?.
Peter Dome©2024.
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Peter Dome
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