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Captain Gilgamesh Aloysius Willikers
Welcome! I am Captain G. Willikers.
Really? Truly? That be your name.
Oh no, Silly Billy, hid'n d'G all the same.
O let' me guess, O let' me guess.
What could d'G be..
Guess away, guess away
it's your time it's your cruise
but keep away, keep away
for I've no interest in your clues
but how will I know the truth
if you're going to be uncouth
okay, it's not easy, rarely heard
since the days the flood dried the Earth
What flood?
The Great Flood!
Which one?
The only one!
Are you talkin' biblical?
Not at all being comical.
Oh, there's a GEE of history,
So Gilgamesh your name to be.
History, your cup of tea?
I drink coffee with my tea ...
Gilgamesh Aloysius Willikers,
at your service!
Tomimbum Winn Shogun -- visitors
makes you nervous?
Your name sounds like, 'with shotgun'
--am I right?
Bookends my weekends, weakened by
my shootin's.
T: Dinner.
G: Sixer.
T: Never ate with a god, ever.
G: Nor I, so affairs a Black Tie?
T: A god's not good enough for a White Dinner Jacket?
G: Only the hood--cleaners returned--the rest, they'll pack it.
T: What?
G: Got ya!
T: I'm lookin' forward to a very good time!
G: Of lookin' backward to once upon a time ...
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Hilo Poet
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