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A Valentine Plea
To my relatives and friends, please hear:
No chocolates for the wife this year;
she’s a chocoholic with no excuse,
treats the stuff like substance abuse!
Then there’s the matter of her weight –
my God, she’s wider than her height!
And please no beer, no wine, no liquor,
for alcohol will only bloat her figure.
And dealing with another alcoholic
will only make my life more horrific.
From everything I’ve read, and it’s much,
no chocoholic admits he or she’s a lush.
Copyright ©
Maurice Rigoler
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