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Guys V Girls Night Out Checklists
Guys v Girls
Pre night out checklist
Girl's
Push up bra clevage out
Going commando
2 pair's of spare knickers
Make up plastred on over an
inch thick
Fake tan , eyelashes , nails
Botox infused duck lips
Sporadic sprinkling of glitter
everywhere
Stiletto heeled shoes barely
able to stand upright in
See through dress so short
displaying bits of flesh that
have never seen the
light of day before
Token handbag no coat
Fake i.d in order to get in
Check complete let's go girl's
You never know tonight
1 of us could meet our
Prince charming or Soulmate
Guy's
Cash 20 fags
1 condom just incase you
never know fingers crossed
Splash of cheap aftershave
Job done check complete
Right boys come on
Let's have it
1st one to throw up pass
out start a fight or gets off
with a fat or ugly
bird is a total and utter legend
And gets free drinks bought
for them for the rest of the
night
Copyright ©
Christopher Flaherty
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