Guys V Girls Night Out Checklists

Guys v Girls Pre night out checklist Girl's Push up bra clevage out Going commando 2 pair's of spare knickers Make up plastred on over an inch thick Fake tan , eyelashes , nails Botox infused duck lips Sporadic sprinkling of glitter everywhere Stiletto heeled shoes barely able to stand upright in See through dress so short displaying bits of flesh that have never seen the light of day before Token handbag no coat Fake i.d in order to get in Check complete let's go girl's You never know tonight 1 of us could meet our Prince charming or Soulmate Guy's Cash 20 fags 1 condom just incase you never know fingers crossed Splash of cheap aftershave Job done check complete Right boys come on Let's have it 1st one to throw up pass out start a fight or gets off with a fat or ugly bird is a total and utter legend And gets free drinks bought for them for the rest of the night