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Fitted Sheet is a Bully

What is it about fitted sheets
They don’t seem to stay fitting
Is it the dryer overly drying
When I pull the corners go flying

It looks great for about a day
Till I get in bed and it’s a waste
Fighting the sheet for my fate
Hugging my feet and gripping face

How to fold them I’ll never know
Saw it once on a YouTube video
Before I can learn I’d have to grow
Patience to even want it to fold

So fitted sheet just do you
I do not pretend to have a clue
As to how to force you in place
I’ll buy new sheets throw you away



Copyright © Karen Jones

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