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Confused I And Stressed In London
is everyone from Barking Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where they hide Elephants?
Is Oxford Street in Oxford?
And Paddington a bear?
Highgate is there a Lowgate?
Does Batman live in Clapham?
Does the Old Kent Road lead to New Kent Road?
Is Kings Cross Where Royalty gets mad?
Is Hounslow where Corigie and Sausage dogs live?
Is Buckingham in Buckinghamshire?
Is Harley Street where they make motorbikes?
Does David Beckham live in Beckingham?
Is Chelsea a girl's name who lives by the sea?
Is Battersey a wave machine?
Is Ken ever in Kensington Palace?
Did Ol Bailey have Young Bailley's?
Is Finsbury Park a place where they bury thin people?
Is Tooting a kid's toy plastic whistle?
Is everyone who takes a handsome cab handsome?
Can you pick flowers on Primrose Hill?
Is Marble Arch a place where marble players
Have shelter from the rain?Is
Is Mile End Road really a Mile long?
Is Saint John's Wood made of Wood?
Do people in Petticoat Lane wear Petticoats?
Do actors live in Acton?
Is Putney an orthopaedic surgeon asking a patient
Where to put their knee?
Does South Bank have a bank?
Do Perly Kings and Queens Live in Shells?
Is Hyde Park where Jackel lives?
Is Canning Town where they tin Sardines?
Is Hammersmith where they make hammers?
Is Covent Garden where Nuns like to garden?
Is Downing Street where they sew your socks?
Do they make Picadilly in Picadilly?
Is the House of Commons full of Commeners?
Do ten people live in number Ten?
Is Bethnal Green really green?
Are they Bi sexual in Middlesex?
Is Wapping huge?
Does Peckham have Hens?
Is Hamstead a ranch for Hamsters?
Did Shakespeare live in Stratford?
Is Norwood full of Rats?
Any Kangaroos in Sydney Street?
Have they changed the name Parliament to London Zoo?
Is Islington now Notlington now?
Do they sell Pudding on Pudding Lane?
Is Forest Gate still open?
Is Bayswater by the sea?
Is the Mall a good place to shop?
Is Sheppard's Bush Full of Sheep?
Does Waterloo have a toilet?
Edgeware Street on the edge?
Do police officers wear Kilts and play bagpipes
In Scotland Yard?
Does the Muffin Man still live on Dury Lane?
Is it hard to push a plough on Harrow Hill?
Is Woolworths still open in Woolworth?
Do Selfridges sell fridges?
Is everyone a Taylor in Thread Needle Street?
Do you get a full joint of pork in Fulham?
Is Fleet Street full of ships?
Is Greek street full of broken plates?
Is Oxford Curcus fuil of clowns?
Is Taffalgar Square not in Traffalgar?
Is Kings Row a queue of Kings?
Is Ealing a place were Eeels lingers?
Bond Street where James Bond lives?
Does Limehouse store Limes?
Is Baker Steet full of Bakers?
Is White Chapel a chapel?
Can you buy Kitchenware in Tinpan Alley?
Liverpool Street where the Beatles come from?
Is Brixton full of Bricks?
Soho, not Sohi too?
Here's some advice from a survivor
If you to the Tower of London
Don't lose your head
Go to the pub On Mile End Road
Instead.
Peter Dome©2024.
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Peter Dome
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