Jokes
Giggles
Lots of laughs
What did the dog say
To the cat with no tail
Nothing at all- dogs can't talk
"Although, it can rain cats and dogs"
I'm your humorous weather reporter
And today's forecast is going
To be hot and steamy
You'll be able to see steam
Coming from the ground
Later today it's going to
Be rain showers
It's going to train cats and dogs
It's going to be so much rain
Until the bottom is going to fall out
Later that evening it actually
Rain cats and dogs
They were dropping from the sky
Even the ground falls
As prose and verses are fabled,
the rain cats and dogs.
Love is endorphinated,
hug Dutch wife tightly.
A cup of Java,
occupied.
Nice?
It was hot yesterday. How hot was it you ask?
It was so hot outside that I'd rather be in class doing math,
It was so hot when I heard a joke that was funny I actually forgot to laugh.
How hot was it at one o'clock?
Hot enough to make me feel like I didn't have time to check my watch,
Hotter than Megan Fox wearing wool socks with Crocs
Walking across hot coals to ask me to elope and I said "No thanks, it's too hot."
How hot was it?
Like a billion degrees.
I wasn't even willing to sneeze,
Because in this heat,
That would bring me to my knees.
I felt like I was Lebanese in the summer,
Or a Burmese Python putting the squeeze on a woolen sheep with a sunburn.
How how was it?
Would you like to discuss it?
Hotter than the temper of some guy who's Kate Upton's cousin,
Hot enough to cook a Tuscan Raider without an oven,
Hot enough to make Darth Vader sweat in the vacuum of space over Russia.
How hot was it?
I was in a state of coldness withdrawal,
I wanted to jump off the Empire State Building just for the breeze from the fall.
It was hot enough to make PETA say it was okay to rain cats and dogs,
And believe me, I was appalled.
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