An election
Asks for winners by voting
What it really means
A one-man-winning-affair
Or a win-win-situation
Or a triplets-success
Or a quadruplets-success
Or a quintuplets-success
I wonder
Where's the truth
Where's the justice
How's the majority
What're the people's wishes
What's the country's needs
If it covers all these expectations
It will be a real success
Categories:
quintuplets, people, success, truth,
Form: Free verse
She was ready to marry Jim.
Until she attended his family reunion.
Twins were all over the place.
Three or four sets of them.
Plus two sets of triplets.
Everyone laughed when the quintuplets arrived.
She ran off screaming!
Categories:
quintuplets, funny love, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
I think you might be surprised he said.
To his current girlfriend with hair of red.
The four brothers I told you of, you see,
Are very very very much like me.
We are quintuplets, the five of us.
Sue smiled up at her boyfriend Gus.
I am a sextuplet, she said with a grin.
They called off their relationship right there and then.
Categories:
quintuplets, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
My beloved wife didn't have one baby, she had five instead.
I should've used a condom that night when we were in bed.
Everybody says that my babies are a wonderful gift and that I've been blessed.
But when I saw the hospital bill after they were born, I became seriously depressed.
I don't see any peace at home, my babies sure do know how to cry.
They've drank so much milk that they've sucked my wife's **** dry.
My wife wants them to get a good education so that they'll gain knowledge.
But I'll have to hold down four jobs just to be able to send them to college.
I love all of my five babies but I don't like the situation that I'm in.
I'm going to scream because I just learned that she's pregnant again.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Categories:
quintuplets, funnywife, education,
Form: Rhyme