Pullet Poems - Poems about Pullet

Aint Bout Nothing

...d him speak these words,
these clearest of defintions
this bull was meant to salvage
this Ranchers reputation
and to increase the valaue of his
production cycle."Broiler" for meat
 birds, "layer" for egg-laying hens,
"cockerel" for young male chickens
"pullet" for young female chickens.
Dicile and less tempormental.
The Makle bulls played and
 flirted with the female heifers.
Both Bull and Female cattle are valuable.
But this rancher prayed fo...

Shallow End Of The Pool

...
When handed a stuffed pullet
looks like a stunned mullet
should I turn surly
in high dudgeon
please don't bludgeon
this old curmudgeon
and not to be outdone
altho' I am an only son
...

Question Of The Ages

...
Why did the chicken cross Abbey Road?
Because it was there,
but which came first?
Obviously, not the egg,
as it has no legs.
The first chicken to cross the road,
feeling peckish,
not...

Come-Again Ben

...The werewolf hunter came to town to help the people fight
The moon was getting larger and would soon be full and bright
Those vicious hairy beasts would savage townsfolk all night long
But now the...

Geminis Are Special People

...Tu Pac Shakur was a June Sixteen
And I, a June Fifteen;
Also, a full year my younger
But on our Third Planet didn’t linger
John F. Kennedy,
A bashed head, no remedy,
A May Twenty-Nine,
Like Tu...

Bite the Bullet

...Dust wraps him from his head to toe;
What more? - He's to bite the bullet,
For he's been busted by his foe;
Dust wraps him from his head to toe
And rusts his heart. Is that his flaw?  
He clacks...

The Rooster

...The Rooster

He strutted ‘cross the barnyard tall and proud,
away from all the bustle of the crowd;
the other roosters in the yard felt cowed,
to him they meekly stepped aside and bowed.
...

Gregori, the Tough-Chik

...Gregori, the tough-chik




Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin,

the most randy monk there's ever been,

 declared chastity to be a sin

and to his persuasion he did win

of the fair sex  fat a...

Spring-Heeled Jack

...SPRING-HEELED JACK 

Spring-Heeled Jack was a very odd chap, 
And a very odd chap was he. 
His eyes glowed like a pyre, 
He wore batman’s attire. 
He was frightful not least 
Because from the ...

Considewr the Egg

...CONSIDER THE EGG

The eggs of chickens are very small,
But their use is quite versatile 
Compared to the eggs of emus...
Let's think about that for a while.

Can be boiled, scrambled or fried,...

Uncle Scrooge Had Lost His Wallet

...Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet
He went mad and chased a pullet
He fell down the glen
Ended in  cow pen
Mr.Scrooge had to bite the bullet...

Crabo Stirred Up a Hornet's Nest

...Crabo stirred up a hornet's nest
                                         Called up Vespa for music fest
                                                Vespa bit the bullet
                      ...

A Whistling Girl and a Crowing Hen

...A Whistling Girl and a Crowing Hen
 
By Elton Camp
 
 
	“We keep thet big flock o’ chickens fer eggs and meat,” Milas explained to his niece Elvira visiting from the city.  “We git tired of so much p...

Bullet

...The train, high-balling down the track
Could never keep up with ol' "Bullet"
For we all saw that he had the knack
To sweep Page off her feet - like a pullet!...

Granpa Shreeve

...I'll always remember Granpa Shreeve
at Eaton Road,where he+Gran dwelt,
a wide thick trouser buckled belt
no collar,braces+rolled-up shirt sleeve

He kept hens at the bottom of his patch
his soldier's...

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