Pubes Poems - Poems about Pubes

Talent Stifled

...Middle aged man in Docs, 
vintage leather jacket and
grey haired pubes around his cock.
Ill fitting tour shirts rekindling a hazy past.
Barrowlands, The Bunnymen. Hammersmith Odeon,The Clash.
U2...

Categories: pubes, depression,
Form: Prose Poetry

Slow-Cooked Conversion Stories

...I was raised in one of those white nationalist churches,
passing itself off as a Christian evangelical Bible church,
where "evangelical" meant fundamental
and "fundamental" meant we did not interp...

Categories: pubes, childhood, christian, earth, faith,
Form: Political Verse

Sweaty Rude Bits

...In this humid summer air 
I don't wear my underwear 
my bollocks get all sweaty, 
for that I do not care.

It's not amusing they sweat profusely
along with the crack and sweaty pubes
whilst wo...

Categories: pubes, funny, humorous, people, rude,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Simians Seek Sybaritic Satiation

...tens of thousands years ago
     (a figurative out in left field ball park figure)
     *****Sapiens (or the forebears of said species),
     deliberately sought sensate satisfaction

     with ...

Categories: pubes, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Stubble Trouble

...When Di had a Brazilian wax
Her beautician was terribly lax
The beautician’s in trouble
Di’s got itchy red stubble
Poor Di’s scratching her pubes to the max!


Jan Allison
20th Ma...

Categories: pubes, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

A Swing In a Sayba Ha Ha

...A vivarium is neither a plant or an epic entry. Instead of entry-level why not try a bulbous flow? Why? Why is a  savvy question asked by a curved arched triangle whose speech is dialect. Yo, be know...

Categories: pubes, baby, birth,
Form: I do not know?

Grey Liberation Day

...Appeared to be a normal day,
At our University of the Third Age,
Grannies and Grandads writing epic lit.,
Forgot our hearing aids and blankets....
We walked away from our class,
Drank our coffee...

Categories: pubes, grandparents, love, love hurts,
Form: Free verse

Great Balls of Fire

...Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!

4th May 2015...

Categories: pubes, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Green Circle

...You are peeling me off
like a crab.
Time has sunk very low.

For the hungry kids
who was growing crab apples ?

Creating art,
arriving between the pubes.

A microfossil
roosting within me.
I could li...

Categories: pubes, art,
Form: ABC

Amy Here I Ammm!!

...Here's the truth @my about P.D.
I will knock you off your key bored rapidly
Envy you are, of my ghetto rhyming slam
Shh!!Who really cares who I AM
"lmfao!"Your slam back was a lame attack
My poe...

Categories: pubes, friendship, funnyme, slam, me,
Form: Free verse