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Psychics?

You know you have a small apartment When Kellogg's Coco Pops echo Maybe our world is another planet's hell Sure wouldn't surprise me to know Why do psychics have to ask you your name Going to live forever... so far so good I adore you more than beans and rice If I could love you more I would They say, hard work pays off in the future I say, laziness pays off now Some sage advice, never ever stand close To the back end of a cow All those who believe in psycho kinesis Will you please raise my hand People usually wind up in a prone position While involved in a one night stand What happens if you get scared to death twice What do sheep count to help them sleep Ever wonder why all blackboards are green Do birds shake wings when they greet

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Date: 4/25/2024 5:47:00 AM
a creative, lighthearted, but thought provoking poem. Impressive, dear Jack! I especially liked the questions at the end. Just for the record, I think I see the birds in our front yard shaking their wings as they greet :-) have a great day, hugs, Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2024 5:54:00 AM
Yup! Shaking wings... they don't have hands lol Clever eh! Love from Canada! xxx

Book: Shattered Sighs