In the darkened hours
plagued by an urgency,
do rise for the occasion
for it is time to pee.
Stumble back to slumber
a chance to get some rest,
when nature remits the signal
again, as if in jest.
This ritual repeats, now nightly,
for some not breaking news,
to those who are familiar
you know the prostate blues.
Categories:
prostate, men,
Form: Rhyme
Nigeria my Country
Assailed,buffeted and violated
By evils of unimaginable proportions
Lies prostrate at the crossroads
Insurgency an anathema in our country
Has torn to shreds Our territorial integrity
Banditry and kidnapping like cancer
Are gnawing at our very existence
Human lives are more devalued
Than our cursed currency
Nothing looks strange any more
Nothing is certain any more
The Shepherd has lost control
And the flock scattered
In all directions
Don’t cry my beloved country
Cause help is on the way
Beyond these challenges
Nigeria looks beautiful
But woe betide every Partaker
In this national calamity!
Categories:
prostate, anger, bereavement, break up,
Form: Free verse
i'm standing
with my hand
on my
waiting
waiting
while
denying
and kindly
telling the
someone
pounding on
the bathroom
door that it's
still occupied
Categories:
prostate, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Pee is certainly for prostrate
As my bladder keeps busting a move
Where the places I go, first thing I want to know
Kindly where is the loo
As the older I get, the more that I fret
I'll never make it in time
With my back to the wall as nature calls
Informing me I best get in line
Every place that I go hoping the river flows
But most of the time it's only a stream
Where I find that I stand in front of a dam
Keeping me from my goal to pee
With the constant urge for all that I'm worth
A prime candidate for adult diapers
The older I get the more of a mess
I just hope I die before they hire a wiper
With the daily chore going from door to door
Finding relief whatever it takes
I'm reminded again every time I'm in the can
Pee is certainly for prostrate
Categories:
prostate, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme
Last thing want to hear
Were it detected sooner
Have doctor check rear
Categories:
prostate, courage,
Form: Haiku
,Prostate delight
Prostate glowing perfect white,
see it in the mind of sight,
filling all the mind of thee ,
shrink it down and set it free,
Don't put up with this blight!
Prostate white of seeing here ,
see it shrinking hemisphere,
any darkness do expel,
remove infection live to tell,
cos we don't want it here,
see the white ball shrinking do ,
from a cue ball shrink it too,
a golf ball size now is swell,
mind pictures 2 show and tell,
erections come to you,
so bloody do it blue,
subconcious program well!
Don Johnson @ 70
USE A PING-PONG BALL IN LEFT HAND AND A BILIOUS BALL IN RIGHT HAND TO EMPATHISE THE POINT....get the picture sought...
mind see visualise works , get you motor sub-concience working ,
healer fix thyself...it works for me and my good health...
but do you fail to see???
You can will a cloud to fade,
dissapear, not be displayed,
What the healer does by will,
see the bulging Aorta till,
it shrinks till its ok?
Categories:
prostate, adventure,
Form: Ballade
After fifty years plus my old friend
could take years till he gets on the mend,
when he's testerone free
he'll be harder to see,
but, also much easier to bend.
As the side effects continue to evolve
there is a problem I still have to solve,
for when i'm all alone
in the libido-free zone
I find it difficult to stiffen my resolve.
Categories:
prostate, cancer, health,
Form: Limerick