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Funny Prison Poems

These Funny Prison poems are examples of Prison poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prison Funny poems written by international poets.

My Mind On My Money
I got my mind on my money and money on my mind/
Cat scan if you like you'll tell I ain't lying/
Verse One
Money is all I...

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Categories: prison, character, guitar, how i

They have Made Life Money Based
I have toothpaste because I paid money.
I watch TV for the same reason.
And this money thing is far from funny:
Without it you are as in...

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© abel jae  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: prison, anti bullying, anxiety, crush,

The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.

His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left...

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Categories: prison, death, destiny, introspection, life,

Premium Member Sticky Fingers
My neighbor, who has sticky fingers,
lifts merchandise fast, never lingers.
Inside her big jacket
each item, she'll pack it--
fine necklaces, rings, even Zingers!

Her P O saw her...

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Categories: money, prison,

Premium Member The Grinch Epilogue
The feast was all done,
For Grinch and the Who’s,
 And after the meal,
Came terrible news.

For Max and the Grinch,
And Who’s gathered round,
No one spoke a...

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: prison, christmas, fun, funny, holiday,

Black man blues
I’m trying to be strong 
Something telling me to hold on 
Cops kill us all
While everybody phone is on 
Gaining attention to the cause 

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Categories: prison, anti bullying, dream, funny

Premium Member THE RIOTEER


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Categories: america, funny, prison,

Knock knock knock
Knock, knock, knock!
A lover at the door
The other adjust his clothes
The handle turns their hearts

Knock, knock, knock!
An officer at the door
An eye on the peephole

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Categories: prison, betrayal, black love, break

Premium Member Stop the clock

The pendulum jumps back and forth
I wonder if it ever gets bored
Really such a regular sight
Once to the left, twice to the right

What if I...

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Categories: prison, cheer up, confusion, depression,

Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals
One Day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.
Andy had no choice but to put Barney in...

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Categories: funny, humor, prison,

Premium Member A Funny Thing Happened On The way To My Hanging -Part Deux
Dedicated to a fine poet on soup, Lin Lane

I shook hands with my brother and bade him farewell
Then set off on my journey away from...

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Categories: prison, america, children, family, horse,

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee.
My dad caught me when I...

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Categories: dad, drug, funny, prison,

Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde
My wife and I are in court and we're being tried.
She and I were the modern day Bonnie and Clyde.
But we didn't rob banks, we...

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Categories: funny, humor, husband, prison,

The Expired Burglar
When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an attorney was who I needed to...

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Categories: prison, death, food, funny, humor,

Sick, Dark, and Scary Humor
That woman you sext...
Her husband got out early.
Ten years for murder?

Entered in contest for
Brian Strand
2 or 3 line poem.
Written 11/25/17


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Categories: prison, dark, eulogy, funny, giggle,