Humorous Pretty Much Poems
These Humorous Pretty Much poems are examples of Pretty Much poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Pretty Much Humorous poems written by international poets.
My Pretty Red Bird
my pretty red bird - wears a white coat of snow.
My fun and very best friend Dan,
and I built a huge snowman.
on...
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Categories:
pretty much, bird, friend, fun, snow,
My Pretty Colorful Rose BouquetThe yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,
she says welcome back or good luck.
The red rose tells a story of...
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Categories:
pretty much, blue, green, happy, love,
All the While You'Re So PrettyAll the while you're so pretty
Making everyone smile all in line
With you we stay all day plenty
Our hearts you strum like a guitar
We never asked...
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Categories:
pretty much, family, friend, humorous, inspiration,
Joe SchmoeJoe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
he tried very hard
always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe...
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Categories:
pretty much, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
He Looks Pretty Bighigh upon lampposts
gulls give me the evil eye
...
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Categories:
pretty much, allegory, allusion, analogy, bird,
Pretty Lady ImpressionPretty lady be not sad
Your eyes sparkling and shiny
What is your face hiding from
Living colorful all day
Many colors you do wear
Show your pretty face...
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Categories:
pretty much, color, day, happy, sad,
I Junked Up My Pretty KitchenI junked up my pretty kitchen.
I filled up my loveliest hall.
Dragged in filthy dirty boxes
And that is certainly not all.
Swiftly filled up our three car...
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Categories:
pretty much, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Pretty Dhramned MeanMy relatives came in droves to stare at my dead body.
And it ticked me off.
I flitted and fluttered and tried to signal them with a...
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Categories:
pretty much, fun, funeral, funny, hilarious,
Pretty Pink Bunny SuitYou're the sweetest little duffer
In your pretty pink bunny suit
Guess Aunt Bea still loves you
Still thinks you're oh so cute!
She really doesn't realize
How many years...
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Categories:
pretty much, humorous, , cute,
Not So Pretty Polly For ContestMy Amazon parrot is called Polly
By jingo she just won’t stop squawking
She’s totally off her trolley
And cusses at me when I’m talking
I keep her locked...
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Categories:
pretty much, bird, humorous, pets,
Dead PrettyYour eyes are so deep,
And as black as the night.
Your cheekbones, so perfect,
Defined and pearl white.
Your teeth are like ivory,
And near straight as well.
Your hips...
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Categories:
pretty much, death, humorous,
Pretty AwfulPRETTY AWFUL
Sleet in the eye-slits and I
See only the blanched balls
Pile up in the old drifts,
Filling hollows which last week
Suggested ...
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Categories:
pretty much, humorous,
Limerick: Once a Pretty Pole PsychologistLimerick: Once a pretty Pole psychologist
for Ewa
Once a pretty Pole psychologist
Who preferred fast pedalling cyclist(s)
Kept a velo d’apparte*
And a Tour...
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Categories:
pretty much, humorous,