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Porsche Poems - Poems about Porsche


Mistaken Identity
Some crooks are dumb as they come, these thieves should get what they deserve as they won't go so very far now they're done taking a ride in the stolen Police car... with, 'To Protect & Serve Dial 911,' printed on the side. When the judge asked them, 'Why?' and stressed, 'It's best if you confessed.' The wiseguys both admitted, while facing five to seven, (have...

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Categories: porsche, car, fun, humorous, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Janis Joplins Porsche
Janis Joplin brought is a lot of musical love in but a few years When she retired from this earth, there were so many fears. Her car was unique, painted like a colorful, artistic cartoon. I picture her sweet owner, on the moon, giving a croon....

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Categories: porsche, car,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Porsche
What I did was not at all smart Lead astray by my foolish heart It cost me my wife The love of my life Now the dam car won't even start...

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Categories: porsche, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Memorial:Cousin Bruce, Porsche Race Car Driver
He dreamt of car races and our sunny California beaches. Of tanned women playing volleyball. Yes, all were within his vibrant reach. Porsche-mania, though was his all. Some talk endlessly of dreams coming true, but Bruce, followed them. He packed up his things and left his freezing Chicago neighborhood. Blond, tall, amenable with the most beautiful eyes of hypnotic blue. My cousin, Bruce, so...

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Categories: porsche, cousin, memorial, thanks, tribute,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Owning a Porsche
A dude who owns a Porche Has a major attitude problem sorta Nose in the air As people stare So important to look good at the opera...

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Categories: porsche, giggle,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Scottie's Porsche
Porsche drivers are the elite of our society Scottie owns one, his nose high above this atmospherity Don't want to cast aspersions But it's a 2012 version But it's still a Porsche, his nose is still high in the skyity...

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Categories: porsche, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Scotties New Porsche
Son Scottie bought a new Porsche last week Drooling at the mouth and babbling is he This one's for adults though He's all growed up, well I THINK so Dresses himself and is part of us big people clique...

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Categories: porsche, childhood,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Porsche Suv
My son and I test-drove a Porsche SUV Most glorious vehicle you ever did see 550 horsepower Price... a laugher Forget the image, an incredible machine...

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Categories: porsche, joy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Porsche
Son Scottie drives a Porsche, had a broken antennae Took it to the shop, must wait for a part from Germany Six weels later Arrived by freighter Wrong part... bottom line, buy a Hyundai...

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Categories: porsche, horror,
Form: Limerick
On the Roof of the Brand New- Porsche
On the roof of the brand new "Porsche" I let the children jump, but stood myself apart. And so playful was the children's squash, That I felt a greatest joy inside my heart! In the nearest house people starting to berate, The owner of the car began to swear and cry. And I left sideways, before...

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Categories: porsche, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Son's Porsche
My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares Kept yelling out loud To the gathering crowd "My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”...

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Categories: porsche, celebrity,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Porsche 918 Spyder
This car has features too numerous to mention. Motoring along the streets would garner a lot of attention. How quickly it accelerates is an experience that is great. Under the hood is a big and powerful V8. The way it moves would quicken anyone's heartbeat. However, I would be too afraid to park it on any street. A ride in this...

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Categories: porsche, car,
Form: Rhyme
Paper-Cup Porsche: True Tale From the Mental Ward
Of all the kooky Coo-Coo's in the nest, Charlene by far was my favorite. Poor Charlene had virtually lost her mind after the sudden tragic death of her son, and because of that, and in addition to her hilarious antics, we were all quite fond of Charlene. She was an African-American woman, somewhere in her sixties...

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Categories: porsche, black african american, crazy,
Form: Narrative
Porsche 911
Soul matters Driving in the Californian sun Reaching out of your car laughing at pedestrians River flowing clear as day Sunlight shining Amazing flow Old times Drugs Cocaine Mafia Alone in the Cali sun Diamond rings Glowing night Amazing women Oooooo! Diamonds!...

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Categories: porsche, adventure
Form: I do not know?

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