Some crooks are dumb as they come,
these thieves should get what they deserve
as they won't go so very far
now they're done taking a ride
in the stolen Police car...
with, 'To Protect & Serve
Dial 911,' printed on the side.
When the judge asked them, 'Why?'
and stressed, 'It's best if you confessed.'
The wiseguys both admitted,
while facing five to seven,
(have you guessed?)
'We thought it was a Porsche,
a Porsche 911.'
Categories:
porsche, car, fun, humorous, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Janis Joplin brought is a lot of musical love in but a few years
When she retired from this earth, there were so many fears.
Her car was unique, painted like a colorful, artistic cartoon.
I picture her sweet owner, on the moon, giving a croon.
Categories:
porsche, car,
Form: Couplet
What I did was not at all smart
Lead astray by my foolish heart
It cost me my wife
The love of my life
Now the dam car won't even start
Categories:
porsche, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A dude who owns a Porche
Has a major attitude problem sorta
Nose in the air
As people stare
So important to look good at the opera
Categories:
porsche, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Porsche drivers are the elite of our society
Scottie owns one, his nose high above this atmospherity
Don't want to cast aspersions
But it's a 2012 version
But it's still a Porsche, his nose is still high in the skyity
Categories:
porsche, silly,
Form: Limerick
Son Scottie bought a new Porsche last week
Drooling at the mouth and babbling is he
This one's for adults though
He's all growed up, well I THINK so
Dresses himself and is part of us big people clique
Categories:
porsche, childhood,
Form: Limerick
My son and I test-drove a Porsche SUV
Most glorious vehicle you ever did see
550 horsepower
Price... a laugher
Forget the image, an incredible machine
Categories:
porsche, joy,
Form: Limerick
Son Scottie drives a Porsche, had a broken antennae
Took it to the shop, must wait for a part from Germany
Six weels later
Arrived by freighter
Wrong part... bottom line, buy a Hyundai
Categories:
porsche, horror,
Form: Limerick
On the roof of the brand new "Porsche"
I let the children jump, but stood myself apart.
And so playful was the children's squash,
That I felt a greatest joy inside my heart!
In the nearest house people starting to berate,
The owner of the car began to swear and cry.
And I left sideways, before is not too late,
Because the children and the car were not mine!
Categories:
porsche, funny,
Form: Free verse
My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs
Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares
Kept yelling out loud
To the gathering crowd
"My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”
Categories:
porsche, celebrity,
Form: Limerick
This car has features too numerous to mention.
Motoring along the streets would garner a lot of attention.
How quickly it accelerates is an experience that is great.
Under the hood is a big and powerful V8.
The way it moves would quicken anyone's heartbeat.
However, I would be too afraid to park it on any street.
A ride in this vehicle would provide a thrill that is pure.
I can't imagine how much it would cost to insure.
More than a million bucks for something on four wheels.
I would say I have seen many more reasonable deals.
Nobody can deny such a machine would be nice.
Anybody can buy a comfortable home for the same price.
Categories:
porsche, car,
Form: Rhyme
Soul matters
Driving in the Californian sun
Reaching out of your car laughing at pedestrians
River flowing clear as day
Sunlight shining
Amazing flow
Old times
Drugs
Cocaine
Mafia
Alone in the Cali sun
Diamond rings
Glowing night
Amazing women
Oooooo!
Diamonds!
Categories:
porsche, adventure
Form: I do not know?