I was sitting on the couch with my cousin yesterday
watching old reruns of wonder-woman
eating funyans
and shootin' the breeze.
I said to him
"yo cuz, did you know that tv causes brain cancer?"
He didn't respond.
a couple of minutes later, when I lit a cigarette, he asked me
"Do you suppose Wonder Woman's boobs are real?"
"Nah,"I said."those are just pixels."...
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