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Funny Pollution Poems

These Funny Pollution poems are examples of Pollution poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pollution Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Climate Change Is No Joke
Our problems all began with the industrial revolution
And its legacy has left us with toxic pollution.

Climate change is real and been declared a code red

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Categories: earth, environment, fire, pollution,

Premium Member If I Ruled the World
If I ruled the whole wide world there's so much that I would change
I wouldn't be Mr Popular and they'd think me somewhat strange
First thing...

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Categories: pollution, conflict, environment, hate, international,

The Return of the Lorax
*One very early Christmas morning long ago and far away, I was hard(ly) at work again. In the spirit of the season, and being a...

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Categories: pollution, 6th grade, child, childhood,

The Cloud
The dark poisonous cloud blew away,
funny smell, not good for the health -they say-.
They can only see the mere show,
and never could tell what it...

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Categories: pollution, riddle,

Less Pollution
To solve the evil of pollution
     just eating less is a solution
     stone poop of indian 

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Categories: pollution, allusion, funny, hilarious, metaphor,

Premium Member To Be Ignored
To be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)

The toilet makes a swoosh, 
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pollution, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,

Breakfast With My Yellow Lab Lucy
Wisping kitchen sunlight

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Categories: pollution, dog, funny, good morning,

Something Smells
Something Smells

Shall I compare you to a stinky fart?
Your stench is more profound and daunting  
Clean wind could blow such clouds apart 
Yet your...

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Categories: pollution, crazy, funny, giggle, humorous,

Premium Member Trump: Persistently Steamy Poetry
By: Moji Agha -- June 24, 2016 -- Tucson, Arizona

Last dusk at a small Tucson park, my 3-year-old dear friend, Rafi,
insisted unhesitatingly on imitating, no,...

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© Moji Agha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pollution, anxiety, conflict, earth, funny,

I swept the floor, but it's dirty again...pretty much what I expected.
The accumulation of dirt and grim is something safe to have projected.
If cleanliness is...

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© Brett Teal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pollution, corruption, funny, humorous, jobs,

He's Fully Loaded
Stinky-Butt crawls
like a snail and leaves a trail.
My baby brother.


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Categories: baby, brother, funny, pollution,

Premium Member I Am Sitting Inside My Smart Tv Set With My Wireless Remote Control
I am sitting inside my smart TV set 
with my wireless remote control 
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control 
to work...

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Categories: funny, life, pollution, technology,

Boring Joke
I was trying to tell you something
For a long time
The word that will bore you
Maybe you got mad at me
Smiling lips
Your true and innocent heart...

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© Litan Dey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pollution, fun, funny, girl, hate,

Pollution Solution
Motorbikes and barking dogs
are driving me to drink
With the endless din of traffic
I can no longer think

I’ll have a little nip of Gin
Perhaps a beer...

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Categories: pollution, funny, me, me,

Premium Member Ozone Pollution
I suppose that I should apologize

   Cutting her off in traffic was unwise

      With finger she saluted


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Categories: pollution, funny