Funny Pollution Poems
These Funny Pollution poems are examples of Pollution poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pollution Funny poems written by international poets.
Climate Change Is No JokeOur problems all began with the industrial revolution
And its legacy has left us with toxic pollution.
Climate change is real and been declared a code red
And...
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Categories:
earth, environment, fire, pollution,
If I Ruled the WorldIf I ruled the whole wide world there's so much that I would change
I wouldn't be Mr Popular and they'd think me somewhat strange
First thing...
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Categories:
pollution, conflict, environment, hate, international,
The Return of the Lorax*One very early Christmas morning long ago and far away, I was hard(ly) at work again. In the spirit of the season, and being a...
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Categories:
pollution, 6th grade, child, childhood,
The CloudThe dark poisonous cloud blew away,
funny smell, not good for the health -they say-.
They can only see the mere show,
and never could tell what it...
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Categories:
pollution, riddle,
Less PollutionTo solve the evil of pollution
just eating less is a solution
stone poop of indian
...
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Categories:
pollution, allusion, funny, hilarious, metaphor,
To Be IgnoredTo be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)
The toilet makes a swoosh,
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one,
and...
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Categories:
pollution, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Breakfast With My Yellow Lab LucyWisping kitchen sunlight
...
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Categories:
pollution, dog, funny, good morning,
Something Smells
Something Smells
Shall I compare you to a stinky fart?
Your stench is more profound and daunting
Clean wind could blow such clouds apart
Yet your...
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Categories:
pollution, crazy, funny, giggle, humorous,
Trump: Persistently Steamy PoetryBy: Moji Agha -- June 24, 2016 -- Tucson, Arizona
Last dusk at a small Tucson park, my 3-year-old dear friend, Rafi,
insisted unhesitatingly on imitating, no,...
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Categories:
pollution, anxiety, conflict, earth, funny,
DangitI swept the floor, but it's dirty again...pretty much what I expected.
The accumulation of dirt and grim is something safe to have projected.
If cleanliness is...
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Categories:
pollution, corruption, funny, humorous, jobs,
He's Fully LoadedStinky-Butt crawls
like a snail and leaves a trail.
My baby brother.
....
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Categories:
baby, brother, funny, pollution,
I Am Sitting Inside My Smart Tv Set With My Wireless Remote ControlI am sitting inside my smart TV set
with my wireless remote control
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control
to work...
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Categories:
funny, life, pollution, technology,
Boring JokeI was trying to tell you something
For a long time
The word that will bore you
Maybe you got mad at me
Embarrassment
Sweating
Smiling lips
Your true and innocent heart...
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Categories:
pollution, fun, funny, girl, hate,
Pollution SolutionMotorbikes and barking dogs
are driving me to drink
With the endless din of traffic
I can no longer think
I’ll have a little nip of Gin
Perhaps a beer...
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Categories:
pollution, funny, me, me,
Ozone PollutionI suppose that I should apologize
Cutting her off in traffic was unwise
With finger she saluted
...
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Categories:
pollution, funny