Funny Political Poems

I'm still alive cos living’s my bad habit
And like a bird is used to feel the saving sky
I’m used to live on autopilot so won’t...

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It started out with one good boy,
A prehistoric, funny, little plushie toy,
His name was Gary, quite refined,
A murder floof with teeth aligned (yikes)!
They dressed him...

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The ICC, with justice its aim,
For leaders, a delicate game.
When warrants they'd send,
Some heads would descend,
"My immunity!" they'd proclaim.

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A senator, keen on a bill's every clause,
Said, "This hearing, we'll find all the flaws!"
With questions so sharp,
He'd make witnesses carp,
Then tripped on his notes,...

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A congressman, with tension so tight,
Said, "This process, we'll do it just right!"
With papers and pleas,
And grand guarantees,
Then tripped on a gavel, and started a...

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do you think it’s funny
hilarious, haha, a joke

how a billionaire’s money
is enough to make him an expert

on how to put his hands 
around your throat...

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He opens his small round mouth and words spout
The problem is he inserts his foot and not trout
His spouting isn't funny at all
He is headed...

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    ‘Fetterman’s the Betterman’

      ~ says David Letterman

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Cold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.

And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...

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And now it starts,
And yes, I'm back at last,
Four years of trials and tribulations,
Capped off by this raucous jubilation.

I fought and won,
Proved them all wrong,
The...

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Trump threw fake air kisses
To his very bored looking Mrs.
Funny, how her wide brimmed hat
Deterred them from the love rat.

So many of the laws he...

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Why do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.

Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...

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What the Highest Bidder forgot to consider
was the fine print’s whisper, the shadowy slither
of clauses concealed like snakes in a rut,
their fangs bared sharp when...

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Now that's funny
but I won
I bet real money
on 2 minutes
I won 200 bucks
a few bottles of fine wine
for sure
fermented in wood caskets
I only hang
with poets...

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An orange face disguises my white independence 
For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense
I will win the day
And make them pay
Like when I...

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