Hate Pig Poems

 I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...

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Five days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...

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When the wolf applied nicely
If he could come in,
The pigs replied thricely he shouldn't.
Then they scratched at the hairs
On their chinny chin chins,
And tightly bolted...

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I inspect him,
a sweetheart specimen
in a cage. 
Fluffy like winter snow.
Squeaking in tempo. 

In a cage.
Critically

he secretly watches me. 
A wave of dread seeps into...

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There once was a tiny wee child who's mum taught what's bad and what's good. 

Who grew to be a champion, to right wrongs wherever...

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Your nothing put a pompous pig and you have the audacity to disrespect me,
You may have the money but you've lost your honour and any...

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Someone tell me something
give it me 
a direction please
I’ll buy it on the internet
if there’s any free release

Shiny,shiny glitter me
tell me something please
tell me what...

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Standing naked in front of the mirror
Trying so hard to find the zipper on this costume
This fat suit!
This skin I'm forced to live in
So I...

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What say you when a pig bathe in a muddy muck?
When he rolls merrily like 'tis panacea to his strain?
Don't you gawk at the amazing...

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Drifting through the clouds
In a striped, paper sky
Pulling down what's left of your halo
To show the damage of each of your lies
I don't want to...

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