Death Pig Poems

Let’s keep those pig feet under the water today, Ladies.
This suggestion was made by a young boar named Gradies.
The old sows agreed to keep their...

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At first Pig Meadows did not seem to me like much of a wow.
They head toward the barn, a bit closer; I can stay in...

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Betsy is “just a cow” most would say. She’s dark rust, almost auburn in color, with large white patches all over her body and especially...

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Suckling pigs  

In the time of the Vikings
when a baby girl was born in the winter
put her naked on a shield 
carried her into...

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PIG IN BLUE
I knew a pig in blue
Who liked to tell us what to do
Parading the place, policing the place
And he did bad things few...

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Although gay women are attractive,
Can their love be counted on,
A chemistry that’s non-reactive,
Oligarchs of Amazon?

They face perhaps same traps that we do
Think of men as...

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I have a fat and furry friend
All pink and spotty black.
I grew him from some Camembert-
The smelly little Rat!

He is my very Mouse-Pig
For that’s his...

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Pig a billa

Good tucker is ol pig-billa,
Porcupine Echidna hey,
Favourite food of Aboriginals,
Has him own spears anyway,

Track him cross the hot red sand,
Which way does he...

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“Give me more,” he said,
as he shoveled slow death into his gob.
“Give me more,” he said.
“I won’t want when I’m definitely dead.
What wouldn’t I’d give...

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Cry pig because you’re about to be slaughtered
Cry pig because people will begin to eat you shortly
Cry pig because you will be in a frying...

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