Phooey Poems - Poems about Phooey

Here's the job for you "Plenipotentiary" ~ Nah. Been there. Done that. Note: Not an entry in the 'Exploding Laughter Contest'...

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Phooey to Tree Huggers By Elton Camp Folks tell me how they like my new Bentley It gets eleven miles per gallon, incidentally Such a low rating is absolutely fine with me Because I am a filthy rich so-and-so, you see If gas goes to ten dollars a gallon, I don’t care I have so much money it won’t make me...

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What caused a social convolution was Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. This did not cause much mirth. It radically changed the history of the earth. He said any *****sapiens I can see are descended from the gorilla and the monkey. *****sapiens includes you and me. Anyone who says I come from a primate class is going to get a good swift kick...

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Phooey to the Super Bowl By Elton Camp The Super Bowl is played today Everywhere it’s what they say I don’t know the name of the teams That is how trivial to me it seems I, for one, won’t watch them play...

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Phooey to the Royals By Elton Camp In the USA, we are all Mister, Mrs. or Miss The royal titled our collective foot can kiss In England they sure seem to take delights Giving flattering titles to economic parasites When I hear baron, lord, prince, earl or duke, Titles really just sort of make me want to puke Seems to me that they...

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Crockanock, crockanock, crockanock three I’ve got something meant just for me Crockanock, crockanock, crockanock two Would you allow me to give it to you? Crockanock, crockanock, crockanock one I’ve got something that surely is fun Crockanock, crockanock, crockanock oh Sorry for now, because it’s time to go...

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