Funny Love Personification Poems

What's a necktie 
dangling for?

     Too stiff, too thin 
     to be scarf, a bib 
 ...

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Oh my god, you’re about to arrive, 
You’re my sexy and hot and unique,
You’re every small reason that I get up each day, 
You’re the...

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Her shadow crept into bedroom
and kissed me passionately
...

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I miss you, 
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it...

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A Cute Little Children’s Story about Overcoming Obstacles
by Gwendolen Rix

Once upon a time, a long, long, very long time ago, lived two very different dinos....

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Many things you don't do
You wonder if you should
Many things you do do
You'd undo if you could

Think of what you don't do
And would you, if...

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Coffee
By Samantha McCune

I am in love with Sami and she with me, 
My name is Coffee.
We meet in the early mornings and sometimes in the...

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Cupid, Cupid, cherubic sprite
Do you feel at all contrite
To fire your bow at only one
Then fly away and say, "I'm done!"

Cupid, Cupid, do you delight
To...

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The way that you’re crying,
You sound like you’re dying…
You can’t get enough of that food!

And then, when I feed you,
You say, “I don’t need you!”
And...

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You’re a devil in disguise
Yeah, your cruelty I despise
That fur coat is just your guise
I can see it in your eyes

With a snobby little hiss
You...

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