Funny People Poems

Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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I have been forced,
to love people I hate.
I wish I had,
only loving people around me.
My ego has been cut,
cut with a very sharp knife many...

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There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the big bear stood tall
...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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Did you ever stand on stage,
behind the big curtain.
Standing there peeking out from behind the curtain,
watching the audience looking at the stage.
Your knees are shaking,
your...

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This limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
...

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Betty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing,...

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Some of my poems are truly inane.
Screeching, preaching, a run away train..
Impulsive poetry is to blame.
It's just my style. I'll sign my name.
It's never racist.
It...

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Boy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...

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Bigoted people, doing funny things 
Like waiting for a cow to lay an egg 
From dusk till dawn, like moods, they swing 
Through back and...

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I felt like a book 
very tired old and worn out 
needing rest on shelf....

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I have heard a hurt person say, 
if you knew what they did to me you would never forgive them. 
Hurt can run very deep...

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Funny how they're all disappointed
When you willingly written a novel so predictable
But still upset when you yourself are unpredictable,
We all treat the ones we love...

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A chance encounter turned into
The highlight of our day.
It’s funny how occasionally
Things turn out that way.

A museum exhibition spawned
A comment overheard
And soon a conversation followed,
Stranger/friend...

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