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Funny Passion Poems

These Funny Passion poems are examples of Passion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Passion Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member VPL
Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, passion, woman,



Premium Member I Love, I Love To Love
I love, I love
Yes, I love to love
Like a genius in love
Like a fool in deep love
I love like no one ever loves
Like I love...

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Categories: passion, appreciation, cute love, funny

A Celestial Trap
Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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Categories: passion, blessing, emotions, funny love,

Twilight Romance
In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Categories: passion, cute love, funny love,

Blades of glory
Traveling within the darkness. 
In shadows I am hidden
Clinging to the light.
Love overwhelms me.
Upright I stand.
You are my mirror. 
Reflect the sunshine.
Abundant hope fully alive.
Washing...

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Categories: passion, beautiful, christian, funny love,



Premium Member football mug
coffee is a football mug

joins us as we chug-a-lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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Categories: passion, addiction, dad, drink, football,

A Shower of Dirtiness
Getting clean in a hot shower
Gives you a smell like a flower
Pretty and fragrant like a a rose
From your head down to your toes
But when...

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Categories: funny, passion, sensual,

Premium Member It Happened On a Rainy Night-Collaboration
Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
 
 
A kiss that did...

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Categories: passion, good night, kiss, love,

My Balls
My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle...

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© Josh Hicks  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: passion, confidence, crazy, freedom, fun,

Premium Member Thief
Maybe tomorrow is too late
tell me today...who is he?
the one who robbed a piece of me
part of my life that it will never come back.
...

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Categories: passion, angel, best friend, break

Push and Pull
It’s funny how I suddenly felt extremely beautiful after they constantly mentioned it.
It’s funny how I am extremely happy after I’ve talked to them for...

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Categories: passion, black love, crush, heart,

The Morning Star of Love
My eyes glittered into the eyes
Of thee who cast a spell on my heart 
They glanced each other with pleasure 
Upon hearing thy contralto voice,
Or...

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Categories: passion, betrayal, emotions, feelings, first

Contours of Passion
You are a thousand miles of sheer delight,
When I turn the key our passions ignite,
Firing off a strong robust heart that's yours,
My knees weaken waxing...

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© W J Clarke  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: passion, funny love, humor,

Grandpa Ate An Oyster
Grandpa at an oyster

                     ...

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Categories: passion, cute love, desire, funny,

Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. ...

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Categories: passion, candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,


Book: Shattered Sighs