Funny Passion Poems

The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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I've loved them all
each and every one
the long and slinky ones
the short and racy ones
the bold and colourful
the dark and moody ones
the funny and even...

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Collecting all manner of things,
From battered old derbies to rings,
He still couldn’t find,
It stayed on his mind,
A three-legged scarecrow that sings.
...

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Although retired and glad to be "job free"
I've still places to go, things to do, people to see...

When I get back home the first 'Order...

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I remember the first day I saw you, 
The blonde-haired boy with the ocean blue eyes, 
A lob sided grin and tan skin, 
I was...

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You are the stuff my culinary dreams are made of.
Unending shapes and sizes.
From skinny linguini to the rounded orecchiette 
and squiggly fusilli.
As my tongue tastes...

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That day that way we met 
the nightingale sang while 
whooping cranes bowed 
their heads the sun danced 
between the blue skies as 
the clouds...

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Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea...

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I love, I love
Yes, I love to love
Like a genius in love
Like a fool in deep love
I love like no one ever loves
Like I love...

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Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Traveling within the darkness. 
In shadows I am hidden
Clinging to the light.
Love overwhelms me.
Upright I stand.
You are my mirror. 
Reflect the sunshine.
Abundant hope fully alive.
Washing...

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coffee in a football mug

join us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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Getting clean in a hot shower
Gives you a smell like a flower
Pretty and fragrant like a a rose
From your head down to your toes
But when...

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My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle...

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